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16 Santa Banta Jokes

BANTA WENT 4 DRIVE

Santa - Banta went for DriveSanta: Hey, Look out from WindowAre the indicators w...........

TUMHE KAISE PATA KI YEH

Banta: Tumhe Kaise Pata Ki Yeh Murga Hai Ya Murgi?Santa: Bahut Asaan HaiPatthar ...........

DAKU BANK LUTNE GYE

Gun Ghar Me Bhul GyeFir Bhi Bank Lut Lia Kaise?BankManager SANTA ThaBola - Koi B...........

MELE ME ANNOUNCEMENT HUI

Mele me Announcement hui1 bachcha mila hai JIN KA HAI,Aa kar le jayeSanta bheed ...........

3 CHOR SANTA , GOLU AUR PAPPU

3 chor Santa , Golu aur Pappu.police se bachne ke liye 3 borio me chup gaye.Poli...........

I HAVEN'T SLEPT ALL NIGHT

Santa: I haven't slept all night in the train.Friend: Why?Santa: Got upper berth...........

BANTA SINGH NEEDS VITAMINS FOR

Banta Singh: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or ...........

MAN PICK POCKETING A PURSE

Santa Singh saw a man pick pocketing a purse.Thief: There is Rs 150 in the purse...........

YAAR!YE SAKUN APSAKUN KA TIME

SANTA: BANTA! KHIDKI SE JALDI KOOD,POLICE AA RAHI HAI!BANTA: LEKIN YE13V MANZIL ...........

SANTA KO KYA SAMJHAYE

Santa went to see a gal for marriage.Their families decided to leave them for so...........

TO YE RISTA MAI KYA SAMJHOON

Santa Ne Punjabi Kudi Ka Rishta Apne Liye manga.Ladki Ke Baap Ne Usko Khoob Maar...........

SANTA MARTE WAQT

Santa Marte Waqt - Tumhare Ghr 10 lakh pedanka maine dalwaya tha0r 50 lakh ki ch...........

SANTA KO APNA GADHHA

Santa ko apna gadhha bechna tha.Unho ne apne ek dost ko letter likha?Agar tumhen...........

BANTA KA GHAR YA SANTA KA GHAR

Santa - Mera ghar itna bada hai ki usme local train chlti hai.Banta - Bas,sale m...........

YAR MURGI K BACCHA ANDA TODK

Santa - Yar murgi ke baccha andatodkar bahar kaise aa jate hain?Banta - Mujhe to...........

MUJHE US LADKI SE BACHAO

Santa – “Mujhe us Ladki se bachao.”Banta – “Kya hua?”Santa – “Jab se Maine kaha‘...........

TARBOOJ KAISE DIYE ?

Santa : Tarbooj kaise diye ?Fruitwala : Rs. 20 per KgSanta : Mehange hai.Fruitwa...........

I’M A COMPLAN BOY

Santa Ka Ladka : I’m A Complan Boy…Santa Ki Ladki : I’m A Complan Girl….Santa : ...........

JAILOR-TUM KIS JURM ME AYE HO?

Jailor-Tum Kis Jurm Me Aye Ho?Santa-Bas kuch khaas nahi jailor saab, SarkarSe Co...........

SANTA & BANTA MOVING ON ROAD

Santa & Banta moving on road at 12midnightSnta:Bahut garmi he yaarBnta:HA yaarDi...........