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17 Santa Banta Jokes

SANTA NE LADKI DEKH KE

SANTA Ne Ladki Dekh Ke Arz Kiya....Tere Smile Me Kya Chamak Hai....Wah Wah.....T...........

SANTA IN COURT

Santa In Court ( Sad ) : Bachpan Mein Agar Maa KiBaat Suni Hoti To Aaj Ye Din Na...........

GOOD AND BAD NEWS

Santa to Banta : I have One Good News One Bad News.Good News is That: Meri biwi ...........

SANTA KI TAANG ME CHOT

Santa ki Taang me Chot lag gaiNurse- Isme 10 Tanke LagengeSnta- kitna kharcha ho...........

TRAIN DRIVER

Santa becomes driver of a train.The 1st train driven by him was 8 hours lateb`co...........

YAAR DEKH NA KAHI MATA JI MERE

Ek baar ek budhi aurat ki maut ho gayi.Padoss ki ladies ghar aakar rone lagi," M...........

YAAR TERI WIFE KI MAUT

Banta: Yaar teri wife ki maut ka bara afsos hua,vaise hua kya tha?Santa: Goli la...........

PEN HAI PEN ???

Santa : pen hai ?Girl : nahi hai.Santa : pen hai Pen ?Girl : kaha na nahi he..(t...........

AISE KAUNSI CHEEZ HAI JO LAAL

Santa- Aise kaunsi cheez hai jo laal hai aur trin trin karti hai.Banta- telephon...........

SHAADI KI PARTY MEIN DJ

Shaadi ki party mein DJ wale ne puchha: kab tak bajaana hai.. ??Santa: "oye 8 - ...........

SANTA CALLS JUST DIAL

Santa calls Just Dial.santa - Sheela kaunse dance bar mein milegi.JustDial - Sir...........

SANTA PAAJI KO CINEMA HALL

Santa Paaji Ko Cinema Hall Ke Bahar Ek Bikhari Mila..Bhikhari:" Allah Ke Naam Pa...........

1 SECOND!!!

Santa makes call to airport: How long is the journey from Panjab 2 America??Rece...........

YAAR TERI LIFE ME KOE

Santa : Yaar teri life me koe ladki kyu nahi aati?Banta : (Shayari Andaj me)Zind...........

SANTA K DONO KAAN JAL GAYE

Santa K Dono Kaan Jal GayeDoctor : Tumharey Kaan Kese jaly ?Santa : Main Qameez ...........

SANTA K DONO KAAN JAL GAYE

Santa K Dono Kaan Jal GayeDoctor : Tumharey Kaan Kese jaly ?Santa : Main Qameez ...........

OK GO FAST

Santa : Tum bike itni tez q chla rhe ho?Banta : Ye letter urgent dena haiSanta :...........

SANTA KE GHAR

SanTa ke gharshadi ke 20 saal baad bacha hua,Wo udaas ho gaya,.2nd sardar : Yaar...........

SACH MEIN SANTA SE SMART KOI N

Santa Ne Ek Baar apni Dukaan Khol Li.Ek Bacha Uski Dukaan Par Aaya AurUsne Santa...........

SANTA KI SHAADI

Santa Ki Shaadi Ek Nurse Se Ho Gayi.Banta: Aur Santa, Kaisi Nibh Rahi Hai?Santa:...........