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18 Santa Banta Jokes

EK AADMI CHABI SE APNA KAAN

1 Aadmi Chabi Se Apna Kaan Khuja Raha ThaSanta Use Dekh Raha ThaKuch Der Bad Bol...........

AISA KAROGE TO KON AYEGA

Santa Apne Baap Ki Kabar Pe GyaOr Haal Chal PuchaKabar Se Awaz Nehi AyiSanta Kab...........

SABSE BADA CHALLENGE

Santa ne Banta se kaha,”Sabse bada challenge kya hai?”Banta replied – Answer she...........

BIJLI WALO PE TESTING TO GALAT

Santa Ne Bijli Office Phone Kara Aur Jaldi Se Bola.“Jaldi Se Model Town Ki Light...........

SHUKAR KAR EK SAAL CHAL GAYI

Santa Ka Ek Padosi China Se Tha, Kafi Time SeEk Sath Rahne Se Aana Jaana Ho Gaya...........

3 POULTRY FARMS KI INSPECTION

3 Poultry Farms ki Inspection ho rhi thi...Inspector: Tum Murgion ko kya dete ho...........

I AM SINGING THE B SIDE

Santa Singh and Banta Singh were sitting ona tree and Santa Singh was singing a ...........

WHAT IS OXFORD?

Santa Singh: Banta, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?Banta: Are, woh to gaadi hai.Santa...........

SANTA BANTA FUNNY

Cylinder ki Lambi line dekh Santa gusse me bola -Abhi Sonia aur Manmohan ki Mar ...........

MOTHER TONGUE

Santa's Son was filling an application form.Son: papa, mother tongue kya likhu?S...........

PAGAL HAI KYA ?

Santa aur Banta 8th mein aathvi Baar Fail Ho gayeSanta: Chal Suicide kar leBanta...........

KYA KAHTI THI MA

Santa - Bachpan me maa ki baat suni hoti to aaj ye din na dekhna padta. JUDGE - ...........

BLUETOOTH DA ZAMANA HAI

Admi:Santa aap ka ek dant blue Q hai?Santa:Yaar main ne ink lagayi hoyi hai,Admi...........

MERE BAL GIR RAHE HAI

Santa- Yaar mere Baal bahot Gir Rahe hain.Banta- par kaise ?Santa- Tension Se.Ba...........

MAI WAHI HOO

Santa ne 1 raah chalti ajnabi ladki se kaha- aapne pehchana mujh ko?Ladki- nahi............

EXAM SHEET PE STARTING PE KYA

Santa and Banta in Examination Hall:Santa : Exam Sheet pe Starting main kya likh...........

LE KARLE NUMBER NOTE

Santa was riding on a horse,He jumped the red light & a cop whistles'Santa lifts...........

MARRIED AGAIN

Banta Singh: "Yaar Santa,Last Year The Name-Plate Outside ur House Read Santa Si...........

POLICE OR AMBULANCE?

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen.and he is eating the cake I made.Ban...........

POLICE OR AMBULANCE?

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen.and he is eating the cake I made.Ban...........