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19 Santa Banta Jokes

COLD & HOT COFFEE

santa in Coffee shop wth wife.santar:Jldi Pi, Coffee thandi ho Jaye gi.Wife:ki f...........

PATA NAHI PAPA

Santa- kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai.Banta- to isme pr...........

NOT AT HOME!

A visitor to Santa, "Which is Mr Banta's flat?"Santa: Please come with me.The vi...........

I DON'T HAVE IRON IN MY BODY

Santa: I checked yesterday that i don’t have any iron in my Body.Banta: How did ...........

I DON’T HAVE TIME UNTIL

Santa gave a tight slap to BantaBanta: Why did u hit me, what Mistake i did ?San...........

SANTA JOINED IN A DRIVING SCHO

Santa joined in a driving schoolBanta: How are your classes, did you learn somet...........

MY TV IS OF ONLY 21

Santa : 30 feet snake will be shown in TV todayBanta : Okay, but i cannot see it...........

WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?

Santa deeply looking at an ice piece.Banta: What are you looking at?Santa: I am ...........

BMW IN MARRIAGE

Santa: I Got BMW for my marriage.Banta: Good, show itSanta calls his wifeBanta: ...........

Y U’VE ROBBED DIS MAN?

Judge: Y U’ve robbed dis man?Santa: My lord I’ve not robbed. He gave by himselfJ...........

SANTA SLAPPED PILOT WHY?

Ek baar santa plane se jaa raha tha.Usne pilot ko thapad mara.Santa: mai late ho...........

WATCHING MOVIE WITH HIS DOG

Santa apne kutte ke saath movie dekhne gaya tha.In movie, Basnti inn kutto ke sa...........

HANDWRITING PEHCHAN JAYEGI

Santa: kya mai tere mobile se sms bhej du meri girlfriend ko?Banta: kyo apne mob...........

MBA KA KYTA MATLAB HAI?

Santa banta se: MBA ka matlab kya hota hai?Banta santa se: nahi pata.Santa banta...........

YE WOHI TO HAI

Santa :Samose kuch accheLag nhi rhe hai,Kya baat hai....Parso wale to bohot acch...........

SANTA CLASS SE BAHAR CHALA GYA

Santa Class se Bahar Chala Gya.Sir-Padhai Chal Rahi Hai Aur Ye Class Se Kaha Cha...........

A LADY CALLS SANTA

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell,Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days.Lad...........

SANT INVITED TO HIS FRIEND

santa ne apne frnd ko lunch pe invite kiyaSanta apne friend se:tumjhe khane mai ...........

BHAGWAN SAB DEKHTA HAI

Santa Jab Bhi Kapde Dhone Lagta To Baarish Aa Jati Thi, Pichle 5 Baar Se Aisa Hi...........

AAP MERI SHARAAB CHHUDVA SAKTE

Santa Badi Pareshani Ki Halat Mein Ek Bahut Bade Doctor Ke Pass Gaya Aur Bola.Sa...........