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20 Santa Banta Jokes

DOSTO SE KUCH BHI CHUPANA GALA

Santa Bhaagta Hua Ghar Aaya Aur Hanfte Hue Apni Biwi Se BolaSanta: “Ghar Ka Saar...........

BIJLI WALO PE TESTING TO GALAT

Santa Ne Bijli Office Phone Kara Aur Jaldi Se Bola.“Jaldi Se Model Town Ki Light...........

TAB ME TO CHOTA THA

Santa: jab me chota tha to ek baar kutub minaar se gir gaya tha.Banta: Acha!!to ...........

CHICKN K SAATH KHATE HAI

SaNTA Roti Ka 1 Tukda Khud or 1 Murge Ko Khila Raha ThaBaNTA-Ye Kya Kr Rahe Ho?S...........

HISTORY KA EXAM

BANTA-tera history da paper kaisa hua ?SANTA-’bhout bura’Saalo ne mere birth se ...........

SANTA ACHANAK CHHAT SE GIRA

Kanjoos santa ka achanak chhat se pair fisal gayaaur wo neeche girne laga.jaise ...........

EK BAAR SANTA COLD DRINKS KI D

Ek Baar Santa Cold drinks ki dukan per gayaOr Dukandar se bola....Ek pepsi bottl...........

SAFED TERA KALA MERA

Santa aur Banta Ne do Ghode khareede.Baat Ye hui ki kaunsa Ghoda Kis ka hai ?San...........

SAMUNDAR MEIN PED

Banta-"Samundar Mein Nimbu ka Ped Ho To Tum Kaise Todoge?"Santa-"Chidiya Banke."...........

BAARISH HO RAHI THI NA

santa-Oye ajkal tu muje msg kyu nhi karta?banta-baarish ho rahi hai na isliyesan...........

DEKH RAHA HU KI

Santa baraf ka tukda haath me lekar gour se dekh raha thaBanta- kya kar rahe ho?...........

SANTA OR SADHU

Santa Sharab PikarSadhu Se Takra GyaSadhu Gusse Me- Aye MurkhMe Tujhe SHRAAP Det...........

CHAL PAGLI

Santa Kadi-Chaawal Kha Raha Tha.Khate-Khate Ek MAKKHI khaane pe Baithne Lagi.SAN...........

RUDE AND VERY LONG

Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write for mother tongue?...Sa...........

THEY ARE STUDYING HIM

Santa : I am a Proud Sardar, My son is in Medical College.Banta : Really, what i...........

AFTER TURN OFF THE CANDLE

Santa wants smoke cigarette in the midnight.He find the matchbox everywhere but ...........

SANTA CALLS UP "WHITE HOUSE"

Santa calls up "white house"Santa: "I want to be the next president of USA"Obama...........

YE BATA IS DUNIYA ME KITNE DES

Santa-Yaar Ye Bata Is Duniya Me Kitne Desh HaiBanta-Are Pagal Is Duniya Me Ek Hi...........

M.A. IS MARRIED AGAIN

Banta Singh: "Yaar Santa,Last Year The Name-Plate Outside ur House Read Santa Si...........

SANTA IN COFFEE SHOP WTH WIFE

santa in Coffee shop wth wife.santar:Jldi Pi, Coffee thandi ho Jaye gi.Wife:ki f...........