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21 Santa Banta Jokes

SMILE PLEASE

Photographer Santa was focusing on the dead body's face in a funeral function.Su...........

DUSRI SIDE TERA BAAP LAGAYEGA

Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.The shopkeep! er asked: Exi...........

WAHA ES SE VI LABI LINE LAGE H

Gas Cylinder Ke Liye Lambi Line Dekhkar Santa Guse Me Bola,Me Avi Gas Agency Ke ...........

WHY DID U COME SO FAR?

Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet.Santa: Why did u come...........

SANTA AUR JEETO

Santa aur Jeeto mein larai ho gayi, Santa ghar se chala gaya.Santa raat ko phone...........

BANTA MITHAYI KI DUKAN PE

Banta: Teri dukan pe mitthai hai tera dil mithayi khane ko nahi karta?....Santa:...........

BHENS KA DOODH

Santa: Yar meri miss kehti hain k bhens ka doodh peenay se dimagh taiz hota hai............

2 SE DIVIDE KAR DUNGA

santa to banta:agr tumhe tabele me bhense gin ni ho to kaise ginoge???Banta:very...........

OHH TERI UNDERTAKER AA GAYA

Ek bar santa church gaya....Achanak light chali gayi aur andhera ho gaya...Tabhi...........

NOW I AM ENJOYING THE SPEED..

Santa: My internet speed was very slow. I found a solution.Banta: Tell me also. ...........

NOW I AM ENJOYING THE SPEED..

Santa: My internet speed was very slow. I found a solution.Banta: Tell me also. ...........

MUJHE ENGLISH KAHA AATI HAI???

Sardar : Yaar Achha HuaMe India Me Paida HuaAmerica Me NahiDost : Q America MeHo...........

CYCLE ME GHANTI NAHI HAI NA ??

Santa apne bete ko cycle par baitha karrulaye ja raha tha.Kisi ne pucha tumhara ...........

2 DOST SALO K BAD MILE!!!

2 dost salo k bad milePata chala dono ki shadi ho gayi haiSanta-kaisi hai tumhar...........

KHET ME BOYE AB TAK

Santa: maine apki dukan se murgi dana kharida thaDUKANDAR: to kya usme koi khara...........

MUJHE GHAR JANA HAI

Santa ne theke k malik ko raat 1 bj phone kiya : bhaji theka kitne bj khulegaMal...........

MSG BHEEG GAYA TO?

Santa-Oye ajkal tu muje msg kyu nhi karta?Banta-baarish ho rahi hai na isliyeSan...........

DUNIA MEIN SAB SE DUKHI AADMI

Santa-dunia mein sab se dukhi aadmi koun hai ?Banta- panipuri wala !Santa- kaise...........

MENE TUJE LETTER LIKHA FIR B T

Santa: Mene tuje letter likha, fir b tu shadi me q nhi aya?Banta: letter nhi mil...........

WHAT IS THE NAME OF YOUR CAR?

Santa- Wat Is The Name Of Your Car?Banta-I Forgot The Name,But Its Starts With '...........