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Ek kutta ek car k neeche baitha tha........santa aaya aur usk pooch kheechta hua...........
santa-Oye ajkal tu muje msg kyu nhi karta?banta-baarish ho rahi hai na isliyesan...........
Santa: abe ye gaddaa khod ke mitti kaha dalu??banta: abe itni bhi akal nahi hai ...........
Santa-Kal Tum Mayke Gayi Piche Se Chor Aaye aur Mujhe Bahut PeetaWife-Aapne Shor...........
Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!Banta: Oh! That’s terrible.Santa...........
Santa Perash0ot bech raha tha ....Santa : ise pehen kar 40,000 feet ki height se...........
Santa Singh met with Banta after many months.Santa to Banta: A & B, A & ...........
Banta TRAIN mein chadne laga tab akashwani hui: Is mein mat chad yeh patri se ut...........
Santa : yar tu kabhi kisi shok sabhamein gaya kya?Banta:Ha Yaar, Bade badtamizlo...........
SANTA: Kya Daru Pine se khaansi jati haiBANTA: Kyu nai jayegiJab mera ghar, khet...........
Santa To Banta:Yaar Banta Ye Ande(egg) Mese Bachhe Kaise Nikalte Hai?Banta:Tu Pa...........
Banta Was Very Angry His Car Was Stolen ...wife Said Dont Come Home Untill You F...........
Banta Was Very Angry His Car Was Stolen ...wife Said Dont Come Home Untill You F...........
Santa:Kya Baat Hai Tere Ghar Se Bohot Aawajen Aa Rahi Thi...Banta:Aaj Maine Wif...........
Santa K Ghar "NAVJOT SINGH SIDHU" Ki Tasvir Lagi Hui Thi,,,,Banta- Yeh Kya Laga ...........
Santa:I Read In The Newspaper That "sleeping A Lot Makes A Person Lazy", Banta:S...........
Kal Ki Roti Kha LogeBhikhari:Kuch Khane Ko Dedo Baba....Santa Singh: Baba Kal Ki...........
Santa KHUDKUSHI par bhashan de rha tha.Khudkushi Paap haiZulm haiGunah haiPagalp...........
Santa was busy scratching his head in a mall.Banta: wat happened?Santa: tu bhi k...........
Santa Driving On D WrongSide Of One Way Road,&He Became Upset & Said,Shit,I Thin...........