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25 Santa Banta Jokes

BHOUT BURA

BANTA-tera history da paper kaisa hua ?SANTA-’bhout bura’,Saalo ne mere birth se...........

JAO MARO SAALE KO.

Ek African apne bacche ke sathbus mein chadha.Conductor-"itna badsooratbaccha aa...........

SANTA KO KO EK BANDAR MILA.

Santa ko ek Lawaris bandar Mila...Wo Usko Police Station le gaya, Inspector ne k...........

SANTA IN HIS SHOP.

Santa Jalebi bech raha thamagar chilla rahatha “Aalu LeLo Aalu”..Ek Aadmi Bola“Y...........

KYA DRWAZA BECHNA HAI?

Santa ne Ghar ka Darwaza ukhada or kandhe pe rakh k Bazar me gya.1 Admi ne pouch...........

MERI SARAB CHHUTA SAKTE HO ??

Santa Badi Pareshani Ki Halat Mein Ek BahutBade Doctor Ke Pass Gaya Aur Bola.San...........

MAJEDAR SANTA BANTA KI STORY.

majedar santa banta ki story...santa ne banta ko kha diwar pe kil thokne k liye ...........

SANTA IN BMW AT PETROL PUMP

Santa in bmw at PetrolPump:"5 Rupaiye Ka petrol daaldo." . . . . ..Pump wala (gu...........

SANTA NE LIKHA

Ek baar Santa kahain jaa rahaTha ki ekdiwar par padha......"Padhne wala Gadha."............

BANTA KA SPEECH

Banta speech de raha tha, jab tak ushka speech khatam hua sare log chale gaye,si...........

SANTA TO BANTA

Santa- tm gadi chalao, mai god se pray karunga.Banta- kyu kya tmhe meri driving ...........

HAMHARE INDIAN ME HAR ROZ WAR

Man-Hamare America mein War ho Gya HSnta-Hmare India me to roz hi war hota HMan-...........

I AM 96% JESUS.

Santa: I am 96% Jesus.Banta: You're conceited.Santa: I can prove that.Banta: And...........

SHAVE MY HEAD.

Santa to barber, "How much for a haircut?"Barber: Rs. 50/-Santa : How much for a...........

KOHI PTTHAR SE NA MARE MERE DI

santa- tmhari gf ka sms aya hai, ' koi pathar na mare mere diwane ko'.banta- ach...........

SANTA BANTA KA RACE COMPETITIO

Santa- chal race lagate hai, jo harega wo 1000rs dega..Banta- thik hai, pr mujhe...........

BAHUT BARISH HORAHI HAI AAJ YA

Banta- barish bahut tej hai, tufan bhi chal raha hai. ap ghar jane ka vichar cho...........

EK BAR SANTA KUTUB MINAAR SE G

Santa: jab me chota tha to ek baar kutub minaar se gir gaya tha.Banta: Acha!!to ...........

WHEN SANTA IS INSPECTOR

Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago,he hasn't co...........

SANTA MECHANICAL

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa doesn't turns upfor 4 days.Lad...........