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3 Santa Banta Jokes

EK DUM SE

Santa aadhi raat ko apni moti bibi se bola ke sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ...........

SANTA & BANTA KA RACE

Santa- chal race lagate hai, jo harega wo 1000rs dega..Banta- thik hai, par mujh...........

SANTA WAS GIVING SPEECH

Santa was giving speech on suicide,Suicide is a crime,It is a madness,Suicide is...........

HINDI KA HOME WORK

Santa Banta ne Hindi ka home work nahi kiya tha.Hindi teacher ne unko ped par ul...........

10 MANJLI BUILDING SE

Santa: pitaji mujhe ek hajar ruppe de dijiye.pita: kyu kya karna hai nahi dunga............

SANTA BANTA NE KI BANK MEIN CH

Santa aur Banta bank mein chori karne gaye…but suddenly shor hone laga to jaldi ...........

AISA KAROGE

Santa Apne Baap Ki Kabar Pe GyaOr Haal Chal PuchaKabar Se Awaz Nehi AyiSanta Kab...........

MAIN BHI YEHI SAMJHA THA

Raat ko ek ladki ne Santa ki car ko rukane ka ishara kiyaGirl: Oh, Im Sorry! Mai...........

IN OUR COUNTRY

American: In our country ,marriage even takes place with email.Santa: In India, ...........

PARROT CAN SPEAK

Outside a parrot’s cage in a zoo on a board it’s written :Parrot can speak in En...........

PLAIN MAIN DIKHAU

Santa: Shirt ke liye ek acha kapda dikhaiye.Sales man: plain main dikhau.Santa: ...........

AGLE JANAM FIR

Santa aur Banta 8th mein aathvi Baar Fail Ho gayeSanta: Chal Suicide kar leBanta...........

SANTA KA RESTAURANT

Banta: Sante tera restaurant kaisa Chal raha hai?Santa: Koi Khas nahi.Banta: Vai...........

DIETING AUR KHUSHI KI BAAT!!

Santa bar mein baith kar kuch hisab laga raha tha..Santa: Meri Biwi pichle 1 haf...........

CIGARETTE PEENE KA MAN

Santa ko raat me cigarette peene ka man kiya.Sab taraf machis dhoonda, par kahi ...........

LEKIN MAI CHHOD DETA HU

Santa Banta tang sidhiyo mai ek dusare ke samne aad gaye..Banta- mai murkhon ke ...........

KYA TUM PASS HO ?

Santa: kya tum pass ho Banta : Ha, hamari puri class pass ho GyiBut hmari madam ...........

KADHI CHAWAL

Santa kadhi chawal kha raha hota hai tabhiuski plate pe ek makhhi aake baith jat...........

ANDHERA

Santa: Mujhe Tou AankheyBand Karney Par Bhi Dikhayi Deta Hai.Banta: Achchaa, Kya...........

TUMHARE PAAS DIMAAG

Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.Santa: Hai.Frog: Nahin hai.Santa: Hai.Frog: ...........