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30 Santa Banta Jokes

IN AN INTERVIEW

In an interview,Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?....Santa: Dhhuuuurr...........

DO YOU KNOW MS OFFICE

Santa at an interview in an IT Company.Manager: Do you know MS Office?Santa: If ...........

COLOR OF ORANGE IS ORANGE

Teacher: What is the difference between an Orange and an Apple?....Santa: Color ...........

DO I LOOK LIKE A FOREIGNER

After returning back from a foreign trip,Santa asked his wife, Do I look like a ...........

PAPA ENGINEER KESE BANE?

Beta: Papa, aap engineer kaise bane?Santa: uske liye bahut dimaag ka zaroorat pa...........

PAPA ENGINEER KESE BANE?

Beta: Papa, aap engineer kaise bane?Santa: uske liye bahut dimaag ka zaroorat pa...........

SANTA AAJ BARISH BAHOT TEZ HAI

Santa Apne Dost K Ghr SeApne Ghar Jane Laga ToBahar Barish Ho Rahi Thi . .Dost: ...........

WHOSE CULTURE IS BEST?

Bangali - Our culture is the best!!Santa - How?In Bengal people use "DA" after n...........

UNKA MOBILE KISKE PAS HAI

Santa 500 K Note Pr Likha Nmbr Dial Kr Rha Tha,Banta- Ye Tum Kya Kr Rahe Ho?Yar ...........

FIGHTING

santa banta were fighting after exam.Sir: Y r u fighting?santa : This fool left ...........

BIWI KO PADHAUNGA

Santa : pehle me apni biwi ko BA karwaunga Fir MA fir Phd karwaunga Fir badiya s...........

CIGARETTE

Santa apne father k samne cigrate pi raha tha.Logon ne kaha ke aap apne father k...........

SANTA KI DAIRY.

Banta dairy likh raha tha"aaj meri behan ko baccha hone wala hai. Pata nahi ladk...........

YAAR,SIR KA MSG AAYA HAI KI AA

Yaar,Sir Ka Msg Aaya Hai Ki Aaj Extra Class Hogi Kya Karu… ….Sardar2:-’Message s...........

YR! …PLZ DONT DSTURB ME MORE.

yr! …plz dont dsturb me more. leave me alone. lst nyt i didnt sleep, thinking of...........

LO RS.50 LELO

Autowala to Santa : Sahab, 100 rupaye ho gaye.Santa ne 50 rupaye autowale ko de ...........

MERA KUTTA PADA LIKHA NAHI HIA

santa:-yaar mera kutta kho gaya hai.Main kya karu?Banta:abe tu paper me kyo nahi...........

SANTA IN HOTAL

Ek baar Santa hotel gaya aur Chicken ka Order kiyaWaiter – Sir French chicken or...........

BIJLI TO 2 DIN SE BAND HAI

Snta Pe Bijli Ki Taar Gir Gayi:Snta Tdp Tdp k Mrne Hi Wala Tha.KiUse Yad Aya,Bij...........

DON'T HELP ANYONE

1.Santa: Yaar aaj pehli bar maine accha kaam kya, jiss parlogon ne mujhe bohat m...........