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4 Santa Banta Jokes

TUMHARE PAAS DIMAAG

Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.Santa: Hai.Frog: Nahin hai.Santa: Hai.Frog: ...........

BAR ME KITNE LOGO KO

Santa : Tum ek bar me kitne logo ko utha sakte ho?Banta : 4logo ko..Santa tumse ...........

MY MOTHER-IN-LAW

Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!Banta: Oh! That’s terrible.Santa...........

A TO HONA HI THA

A to hona hi tha,Santa : Yaar sunna hai ke teri Bibi Ghar chor kar bhag gai?Or t...........

ENGLISH JANTE HO?

Santa : English Jante Ho?Banta : YesSanta : Naag Panchami Ka Opposite Kya Hota H...........

SANTA EVEREST PAR GAYA

Santa Everest Par Gaya.Waha ek Baba Pahle se Baitke Tambaku Ragad Raha Tha.!...S...........

FASHION TV

Santa : Now i know why thosewomen on Fashion TV are so thin….......because no ma...........

SABSE BADA CHALLENGE

Santa ne Banta se kaha,Sabse bada challenge kya hai?Banta replied – Answer sheet...........

A LADY CALLS SANTA

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.Santa doesnt turns up for 4 days.Lady...........

PLEASE MERA HATH PAKAD LO

Santa Ki Bevkoofiyo Ki Wajah Se Judge Ne UskoElecrtic Chair Pe Bitha Kar Maut Ki...........

I AM A LESBIAN

Santa. will u marry me ?girl . I am a lesbian .Santa. what is lesbian ?girl. I l...........

RADIO OR NEWS PAPER MEIN KYA F

Class Mein Teacher Ne Santa Se Puchha.Teacher: Radio Or News Paper Mein Kya Farq...........

PATA NAHI YE SALA DUSARA KAUN

Ek Admi Santa Se: Kya Apne Kisi Se Pyar Kiya Hai?Santa: Haan Kiya Hai Par Jab Bh...........

DAHI KI ENGLISH BATAO

Teacher Santa Se Class Mein Ek Question Poochti Hai.Teacher To Santa: Dahi Ki En...........

KAMAL KA STATION

Santa Apne Dost Banta Se Ek Sawaal Poochta Hai.Santa: Aisa Koun Sa Station Hai J...........

PANDIT JI KI CHOTI KA RAAJ

Santa Ek Din Mandir Gaya Aur Vaha Pandit Ji Ko Dekh KarUske Mann Mein Ek Sawal A...........

EK BAAR SANTA GALTI SE

Ek Baar Santa Galti Se Talaab Mein Gir Gaya,Dubte Dubte Uske Haath Mein Ek Machl...........

SANTA BANTA

Santa: Banta bhai kahan ho,… kal toh saari raat offline No msg No audio No vi...........

SANTA BANTA

Santa ne ek din badi udasi se apne dost banta ko bola.Santa: yaar meri biwi guss...........

LAGTA HAI MUJHE SATH!!!

Santa ne shauk shauk mein Vrat rakh liyaBut bhookh ke maare uska dum nikle ja ra...........