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Santa Ko Ek Road Accident Ke Jurm Mein Girftaar Kar Liya Jata Hai.Jab Santa Ko C...........
Santa Ki Wife Ka Baby Hone Wala Tha So Hospital Mein Admit Thi.Nurse: “Mubarak H...........
Santa aur banta ke bich mai fight ho rahi thiBanta:- saale mai tere kapde phaad ...........
Santa- kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walone kam log bulaye hai.Banta- to isme pro...........
Santa ne challenge kiya ki wo kutub minarsir pr rakh kr mumbai le jayega..sare n...........
Santa- Mai to samjhta tha ki aap bade sarif aadmi hai..Banta- Mai bhi apko sarif...........
Banta- mujhe apne beta ka letter samjhne keliye ek dictionary rakhni padti hai.S...........
Santa Banta achanak sidhiyo maiek dusare ke samne aad gaye..Banta- mai murkh ke ...........
Santa: jab me chota tha to ek baar kutub minaar se gir gaya tha.Banta: Acha!!to ...........
Santa Pe Bijli Ki Taar Gir Gayi:Santa Tadap Tadap ke Mrne Hi Wala Tha.KiUse Yad ...........
Santa : kya tum pass ho Gayebanta:Ha,hamari puri class pass ho GyiBut hamari mad...........
Santa: Do you know how to keep an idiot in suspense? Banta: No, tell me how? San...........
The Teacher asked all the students in a class to write an essay on a cricket mat...........
Jeeto: Why are you studying blood related books?Santa: Darling, doctor told meth...........
Santa : Aaj kisine mere BAAP ko gaali di.Patni : Fir?Santa : Maine bhi uske baap...........
Bhikari: Kuch khane ko do baba!Santa: Tamatar khao.Bhikari: Roti do baba!Santa: ...........
Preeto : There’s trouble with the car.It has water in the carburetor.Banta : Wat...........
SANTA: "I Love You"Means Kya Hota Hai?GIRL: Mai Tumse Pyar Krti Hun.SANTA: Le 1 ...........
Santa: Wo dekh teri biwi ko saanp kaat raha hai.Banta: Are tension mat le, Jeher...........
Santa's son: Mere papa bahut darpok hain.Banta's son: How?Santa's son: Jab bhi r...........