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8 Santa Banta Jokes

WITH ONE EYE

Santa and Banta are walking down the roadwhen Banta says: Look at that dog with ...........

YE TO BEIMANI HAI

Autowala: Saab! 30 Rs hue.Santa: Le 15 Rs.Autowala: Saab ye to beimani haiSanta:...........

KUCH MITHA HO JAYE

Sardar 1 Kilo JALEBI Khane Ke Bad Bola;Bhaiyaa, Thodi Cheeni Dena ?Dukandar: Che...........

YE HATH ME KYA HAI?

Army Training ke doran 1 officer nesipahi se poocha: Ye hath me kya hai?Sipahi s...........

YE MUJHE KANGAL KAR DEGA

Santa: Are Yaar Ye Mobile To Mujhe Kangal Kar DegaBanta: kyon?Santa: Baar Baar D...........

NIKAAL 50 RS

Santa Helmet Pehen Ke Bahar Nikla;To Police Ne Kaha Nikaal 50 Rs.Santa-Abe Maine...........

SANTA HAD A DREA

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.Next day he closed his bank acco...........

SANTA CALLS UP "WHITE HOUSE"

Santa calls up "white house"Santa: "I want to be the next president of USA"Obama...........

SANTA CALL TO FM RADIO

Santa call to FM Radio:-I have found wallet with Rs15000 of Mr.ShyamRJ:- Sir you...........

TERI DUKAN PE MITTHAI

Banta: Teri dukan pe mitthai hai teradil mithayi khane ko nahi karta?Santa: Kart...........

EK JAGAH BAR BAR JANE SE

Santa: Yaar Tumne college Ana kyu Chhor Diya?Banta: Yaar Actually Mere papa Keh...........

YAAR SUNNA HAI KI

Santa: Yaar sunna hai ke teri Bibighar chor ke bhag gai?or tune ek larki se sadi...........

VAR MANGO VATS

Santa ki tapsya se khush ho kar bhagwan bole:VAR MANGO VATS’Santa: Prabhu!!jaisa...........

PLZ TRY LETTER.

Boss: Jab aap ke pas mobile hai or merepas bhi mobile hai toh ap ne LETTER kyo b...........

SANTA CHECKING HIS WEIGHT

Santa checking his weight, holding his stomach in.Jeeto: I don't think that is g...........

DOCTOR TOLD TO CHECK SUGAR

Santa enters kitchen and opens the sugar box.Sees inside and closes it.Wife obse...........

MUCHHE RAKHNI HAI?

Santa Ne Berozgari Se Tang Aakar Naai Ki Dukan Khol Li,Ek Aadmi Shave Karwane Aa...........

KYA TUM PASS HO GAYE ?

Santa: kya tum pass ho Gayebanta: Ha,hamari puri class pass ho GyiBut hmari mada...........

KAL MERI SHADI HAI

Santa- Kal meri shadi hai aurladki walo ne kam log bulayehai.Banta- To isme prob...........

SANTA AUR BANTA CHESS KHEL

Santa aur Banta Chess khelrahe the !!..(Haso mat, joke abhi bakihai) :P....................

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