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9 Santa Banta Jokes

FIR 1 OR LAGA

Santa- beta 2 bistar kyu Lagaya?Son- Ghar pe 2 guest aane wale hai.Santa- kaun- ...........

EMRGENCY KE LIYE RAKHA HAI

Petrol pump se 21 KM door Fauji truck ka ptrol khtm ho gya..Santa driver ne Majo...........

SANTA KO SADAK ME RS.1000 KA N

Santa ko sadak me Rs.1000 Ka note Dikha.Santa ne Note uthayaUsme likha tha "I Lo...........

EK CHINESE OR SANTA DONO

Ek chinese or santa dono acche dost the.chinese's wife dies 1 year after marriag...........

SANTA IS GREATER THAN NEWTON

Santa is Greater than Newton Check this!Newton:Wen we Throw A Ball in the Air,wh...........

SANTA AUTO WALE SE

Santa Auto Wale Se - Kyu Bhai Hanuman mandir jayega auto?auto wala- HASanta- To ...........

CHAL APNI HI ALMAARI SE NIKAAL

Santa: Baaju ke ghar se IODEX maang ke la.Wife: Wo log nahi denge.Santa: Haan! B...........

SAB JAANTI HUUN BETA

Santa (Saas se patni kee shikaayat karte hue )“maine tumhaari beti se shaadi to ...........

FRENCH OR SPANISH CHICKEN?

Ek baar Santa hotel gaya aur Chicken ka Order kiyaWaiter – Sir French chicken or...........

YE KAAM KI HAI

Santa ne ek maachis ki tili jalai woh nahin jali,doosri jalai who bhi nahin jali...........

SANTA NE AC LAGWAYA

Santa ne AC lagwayaBanta ne pucha abhi to sardi hai?Santa oye maine ulta lagwaya...........

HAM SE BACH KE KAHAAN

Santa Ki Chappal Kisi Ne Chura LiyaWo Sidha Kabristan GayaUdhar Beth Gaya Or Keh...........

ULTI HI NAI AYI

Santa 2 dhobi: Ye T-Shirt Ulti kr ke iron kar dena,3 din Baad Santa:Meri T-shirt...........

DHAKKA LAGADU

1 aadmi chabi se apna kaan khuja raha tha....Santa use dekh raha tha...Kuch der ...........

SHAADI KE JODE

Santa- Yaar Shaadi K Jode Kon Banata hai?Banta-Aasmaan me Bhagwan Banata hai.San...........

USING TABLETS IN TWO WAYS

Once Santa brought some tablets and started cutting the edges. Do you know why? ...........

TEACHER CAN YOU TOUCH GOD

Teacher: Can you see God?Class: NoTeacher: Can you touch God?Class: NoTeacher: T...........

SANTA HAS CONFUSION TO BORN

Boss: Where were you born?Santa: India ..Boss: which part?Santa: What 'which par...........

ADALAT MEIN AA RAHE HO SHARAM

Judge: Tum Teesri baar Adalat Mein Aa Rahe Ho Tumhe Sharam Nahi Aati?Santa: Ha H...........

BETA KAMYAAB NAHI, KABIL BANO

Santa Ek Din Banta Se Puchta Hai.Santa: “Ek Over Mein Kitni Ball Fenki Jati Hai?...........

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