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Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. P'rajee aur
Behnjee.Sat Sri Akal.
On behalf of Captaan Balbir Singh 'Bobby', this is your
Flight Supervisor Banta Singh "Bunty"
welcoming to you on the Punjab Airways flight no. 9211
(Nau Do Gyaraah) to Ludhiana.
We apologize for the two-day delay in taking off, because
the sun was not shining brightly in the fog. And we are
knowing the sun does not shine in the night.
Landing in Ludhiana is not definite, but with good luck
we can be landing directly in your village.
Punjab Airways has excellent record for safety. In fact
our safety standards are so high that even the fully
trained tsarists and hijackers are afraid to fly with us.
I am pleased to 'announce that starting this year over
90% of our passengers have reached to their destination.
For the rest 10%, the Punjab Airways staff has lots of
experience for consoling the
next-of-kin. Our Hostess Bubbly Kaur will be happy to
brief you on our out-of-court
settlement policies.
If engines are too noisy, on passenger request, we can
turn them off for comfort, but your
flight will become late and you may become the late also.
For our religious passengers, we are the only airline who
can help you to contact God at once.
In case of sudden loss of cabin pressure, Holy Books will
be quickly distributed.
We regret that today's in-flight movie will not be shown
as we could not record it from the
television due to power cut.
But we will be flying right next to Air India, where
their movie can be seen from the right side
cabin windows. These windows have been opened
For your viewing convenience. For passengers on left
side, we have put binoculars under the seat.
If AirIndia flight is again cancelled, then for your
inflight
ent'tainment. Our hostesses Bubbly
Kaur & Cuckoo Kaur will do the Bhangra with flight
stewards Pappu and Tappu. Oye, Balle Balle!!
Your in-flight Menu has a choice of Chicken Tikka Masala,
Tandoori Fish, Dal makhani, unlimited P'ronthas and
Lassi.
There is a half charge for Red Label Whiskey served from
Black Label bottles. Patiala pegs will
be served only on Patiala flights. As per safety rules,
smoking is not allowed on all Punjab Airways flights over
Punjab.
Any smoke you see in the cabin is only the early warning
system on the engines.
Please do read the 'instructions on the Safety Card in
seat pocket in your front side. It is not a
hand fan.
The Passenger behind you must read the card in your
backside.
Life jackets are placed under your seats for emergency
water landings on any of our 5 rivers.
Do not use life jackets on the land.
Kindly keep your seat in upright position for take-off &
landing. Also do not use force. Broken
seats will not be replaced and you will be tied to the
floor during take off and landing.
Please be seated first and then fasten your seatbelts. Do
not call for steward or airhostess for
a glass of water when plane is taking off.
We are about to take-off. We wish you a pleasant flight.
For air sickness problems we have
echo friendly jute bags in the sit pockets
Thank you once again for flying with Punjab Airways