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11 Sardar Ji Jokes Jokes

CALENDER OF 2007

A person went to a Sardar's shop.Person: I want 2007 calenderSardar: Sorry sir, ...........

STARTING SALARY

MD: I give you driver job. Starting salary is 2000 Rs.Sardar: Oh, thank you. Wha...........

BUS TICKETS

Bus conductor: Ticket, ticketSardar: Give two ticketsConductor: Why two?Sardar: ...........

A DONKEY KICKED SARDAR

A donkey kicked sardar & ran away, sardar ran to catch the donkey.He saw a zebra...........

SHAYARI BY SARDAR JI

Khidiki se dekha to rasta per koi nahi tha.Wah wah!Khidiki se dekha to rasta per...........

1 TAKLEEF DE SKATA HON?

A lucknowi nawab meets sardar.Nawab: Janab kya main apko ek takleef de sakta hoo...........

TU TO GHAR JA

Ek Sardar apnay betay k sath lakriyan kaatnayjangal gaya. Wapsi mein rasta bhool...........

PANI DENE SE PEHLE BOIL

Doctor: Bachey ko paanidene se pehle boil kerlena chahiye ...Sardar: Lekin Janab...........

SARDAR WENT TO THEATRE

Sardar 1: o yar!Me kal film dekhne theater gaya!Wahan such much admi ko kat rahe...........

KAISA MACHIS LAY K AAYA HAI

Sardar : Apne bete se bola,Baywaqoof...kaisa machis lay k aaya hai,ek bhi tili n...........

WARNA WO BHI CHORI HO JATI

Sardar: Raat mujhe ek aadmi nechaku dikhakar loot liya.Friend:Lekin tere pas to ...........

I AM NOT A FOOL" SAID THE SARD

A sardarji with a big bandage in his left hand told his friend (not a sardar) th...........

OWE BHAI UTH! DEKH BARAF KHARI

Sardar ko Mayyat Wale Ghar se mar pad gaye..Wajah?.Log Mayyat k 4ro taraf Baraf ...........

FAYDA MULK KA HI HOGA.

Ek Sardar Ko 2 Saal Ki Training Ke Baad,Jab Jang Me Bheja Gaya To Sardar NeApne ...........

A SARDAR WAS DRAWING MONEY FRO

A sardar was drawing money from ATM,The sardar behind him in the line said, "Ha!...........

MANMOHAN IS PM NOT AM

A man: "Sardarji, tell me, why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in the evening not...........

WHY DID YOU COME SO FAR ?

Postman: - I Have To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This PacketSardar: - why did U co...........

MAI TO SUICIDE KARNE AAYA THA.

Ek train accident me 100 sardar mar gaye 1 bach gaya !Reportar ne usse pucha : y...........

EK SARDAR BENCH PAR LETA HOWA

Ek Sardar Bench par Leta howa tha,Wahan se ek Angrez guzra aur Sardar se Poocha:...........

1ST EVER INTELLIGENT SARDAR.

1st ever intelligent sardar.Teacher: what do u call a personwho cannot hear anyt...........