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Sardar ji to his wife – Oye! “I don’t know how you can be so stupid andso beautiful all at the same time?Sardar ni replied – “Allow me to explain.God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me.God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!”
Fighter pilot Santa
Fighter pilot Santa, kamyabi ke baad apna Planeland karne pe bahut khush hua..Niche utarne pe ground staff ne usey turant welcome kiyaaur uski wardi utarne me help karne lage..Santa (fakr se): Aaj maine Pakistan ke 4 jahaaz,2 helicopter or 1 tank ko mara hai..Ground Staff: Wo sab to theek hai lekin sir ji apne1 galti kar di..Santa :Kaun si galti?Ground Staff: Bas aap isi khushi me Pakistan me hi land kar gaye hain!!