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11 Student Teacher Jokes

WHY ARE YOU LATE ?

Teacher: John, why are you so late ?John: I was throwing stones into the river.T...........

LIBRARY

Teacher: 1 Book + 1 Book?Student: 2 BooksTeacher: 2 Books + 2 Books?Student: 4 B...........

THANK GOD

Science Teacher: Oxygen is a must for breathing & for life. It was discovered in...........

SECTION-B SE KUCH BHI DE DO

Paper de de ker Dimagh aisa ho gya haiMummy Pochtin hai khane mein kya dun?To Me...........

MISS JALDI SE JALDI POLICE KO

Student - Miss jaldi police ko phone kro jaldi.Miss - Par kyon kya hua????Studen...........

EK SAL ME KITNE RAATEN HOTE HA

Teacher:Ek Saal Me Kitni Raate Hoti Hai?Gopal:10 Raate Hoti Hai Ji !!Teacher:10 ...........

ATTITUDE

Teacher: Write An Essay On‘If I Am A Millionaire’All Students Started Writing Ex...........

SWEET LEAVE APPLICATION BY A C

Leave Application By A Child To His TeacherOh My Master Ji When I Come,Rain Was ...........

WE BORROW IT FROM OUR NEIGHBOR

Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies?Student: I don't know.Teacher...........

TUM SCHOOL MAI

Teacher: Tum school mai kiskeliye aate ho?Rohit: Vidya keliye Sir.Teacher: fhir ...........

HOW COULD YOU EXPECT

Question by a student !!If a single teacher can’tteach us all the subjects,Then…...........

I AM THE

Teacher: Ramu, give me a sentence starting with " I ".Ramu: I is...Teacher: No, ...........

DEAD BODY

During an English lesson, the teacher notices that a boy was not paying attentio...........

WHERE DO YOU GET THE TEN FROM?

Teacher: If I Give You Two RabbitsAnd Add You Another Four Rabbits,How Many Rabb...........

HOW DO YOU KNOW?

Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs3/kg...Then, what is ...........

FULL FORM OF MATHS?

Teacher: What is the full form of MATHS?.....Student: Mentally affected teachers...........

TELL ME THE RIGHT NAME ?

Teacher: 'What is your name?'.Student: 'My name is Beautiful Red Underwear'Teach...........

SUNLIGHT

Teacher: 'What is your name?Student: 'Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.'Teacher: 'Whe...........

HITLER COMMITED SUCIDE!

Teacher: U faliure! At your age Bill gates stood first in the class!Student: Min...........

KUTTE PE ESSAY

Master: Maine tmhe kutte pe essay likhne ko kaha tha, Likha kyu nahi ?Santa: Kya...........