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Santa Jalebi bech raha tha magar chilla raha tha "Aalu Le Lo Aalu". Ek Aadmi Bola "Ye Jalebi hain Aa...........
Police : Are You married?Suresh : Yes, with a woman.Police : Of course! Did you even hear of anyone ...........
Wife :mere iraday baray neek hain,aap 1000 mai ek hain.Santa: mera dimag bara taiz hai,pehlay ye bat...........
Ek baar Santa kahain jaa raha tha kiek diwar par padha "padhne wala gadha" Santa ko bohat ghussa aya...........
Santa: I got married becauseI was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.Banta: Amazin...........
Naukrani: "Malkin! Chote Baba Ne Cockroach Kha Lia hai." Malkin: "Oh God!Call Doctor Fast" Naukran...........
Waiter gives bill to Santa Santa: "Take my card." Waiter: "But sir, this is Ration Card." Santa: ...........
Santa Singh, who had recently arrived in the US, wanted to earn some money. He decided to become a ...........
A woman walks into a pet shop hoping to find the right pet. She wonders around for a while and she...........
A dentist ran out of anaesthetic just before the last extraction for the day was scheduled. He gave ...........
PATIENT: -DOCTOR I AM FEELING SEVER ITCHING, GIVES ME A MEDICINE PLEASE.DOCTOR: -TAKE THIS SLIP TO T...........
James Bond comes out of British Airways at Chennai, goes to his waiting driver and says "I'm Bond...........
santa-aaj tere mobile pe par bahut I LOVE U k msg aa rahe hai... kya baat hai? Banta(Fakr k sath b...........
A tourist asks a man in uniform, "Are you a policeman?""No, I am an undercover detective.""So why ar...........
Doing 120 in a 65, he knew he was in trouble when the cop pulled in behind him with the roof lights ...........
A woman gets home, screeches her car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shou...........
Santa: Zoobi Doobi Zoobi Doobi Zoobi Doobi Zoobi Doobi Banta: Zoobi ko bachao, doob jayegi...........
santa- what do you think is the best political position,being the PM, or the president,or should i ...........
1 Cuha Saraab Ke Drum Me Gir Gaya,Nase Me Ladkhadata Hua,Soti Hui Billi Ke Paas Gaya,Or Us K Mu Par ...........
Santa ki ladai apne baap se ho gayi To usne apne baap ki photo kabristan me 1 ped pe latka diya , Au...........