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POLICE

Man:- Tumhari wife gum ho gai hay tu tum nay ab tak police ko kion nahin bataya Santa:- Kyo ki jab ...........

BAYGON SPRAY

Naukrani: "Malkin! Chote Baba Ne Cockroach Kha Lia hai." Malkin: "Oh God!Call Doctor Fast" Naukran...........

CUSTOMS OFFICER

A lady arrived at the Madras airport after spending 36 hours in transit.She was fully exhausted afte...........

BANTAS DIVORCE

Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes. Banta:...........

SANTA JOB

Santa Singh, who had recently arrived in the US, wanted to earn some money. He decided to become a ...........

ABUSING PARROT

A woman walks into a pet shop hoping to find the right pet. She wonders around for a while and she...........

ALL OUT OF ANAESTHETIC

A dentist ran out of anaesthetic just before the last extraction for the day was scheduled. He gave ...........

WONDER MEDICINE

PATIENT: -DOCTOR I AM FEELING SEVER ITCHING, GIVES ME A MEDICINE PLEASE.DOCTOR: -TAKE THIS SLIP TO T...........

SANTA KI CHAALAKI

Santa Jalebi bech raha tha magar chilla raha tha "Aalu Le Lo Aalu". Ek Aadmi Bola "Ye Jalebi hain ...........

UNDERCOVER DETECTIVE

A tourist asks a man in uniform, "Are you a policeman?""No, I am an undercover detective.""So why ar...........

FLOORING THE FERRARI

Doing 120 in a 65, he knew he was in trouble when the cop pulled in behind him with the roof lights ...........

JUST GET THE HELL OUT!

A woman gets home, screeches her car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shou...........

ZOOBI DOOBI

Santa: Zoobi Doobi Zoobi Doobi Zoobi Doobi Zoobi Doobi Banta: Zoobi ko bachao, doob jayegi...........

KABRISTAN

Santa ki ladai apne baap se ho gayi To usne apne baap ki photo kabristan me 1 ped pe latka diya , Au...........

BRITISH AIRWAYS

A British Airways employee took a call from a blonde asking the question, "How long is the Concorde ...........

AFTER DIVORCE …………………

After his divorce Mr. Jones realized that poker isn't the only game that starts with holding hands a...........

DEBIT CARD

Waiter gives bill to Santa Santa: "Take my card." Waiter: "But sir, this is Ration Card." Santa: ...........

BRIGHT WOMEN, FUNNY MEN

A couple is lying in bed. The man says, 'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world............

TECHNICALLY CORRECT!!!

A helicopter was flying above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft&...........

DEALING WITH CRIMINALS

A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wif...........

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