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HOW TO KILL A GIRL?

How to kill a girl ?Give her a beautiful dress.nice jewellery.costly cosmetics.T...........

WHICH BOOK DO YOU... ?

When a wife was asked : Which book do you like the best?.......She answered : My...........

TWO GIRLS FOUND RS.1000

Two girls found Rs 1000 on road..Girl 1 : what to do with this money now?Girl 2 ...........

SEE THAT DRUNKER!

Wife: See That Drunker!Hus: Who is That?Wife: He Was Proposed to me, his love be...........

A POLITICAL MAN

A political man to a woman, “You look beautiful today!“The woman replied, “Thank...........

HELP TO MAKE HER FEEL BETTER

Susan was having a tough day and after returninghome she started complainingShe ...........

KON JYADA KIMTI ??

Kon jyada Kimti ??Ek chhoti si bachchi ne apni mammy se pucha-Kya aap kabhi apna...........

ABI PARSO HI TO

Husband wife se: Ye kya tum ek aur suit le ayi?Abi parso hi to..wife chilla kar ...........

AAJ KHANE ME KYA HAI?

Pati – Aaj khane me kya hai???Patni – jo tum kahoPati – dal chawal banaoPatni – ...........

NIMBOO PAANI BANANA AATA HAI

Saas - Nimboo Paani Banana aata hai?Bahu - Simple hai, thoda sa VIM bar chahiyeS...........

ONE DAY A GIRL WENT TO ART GAL

One day a girl went to visit an art gallery,She saw a photo & said to the owner............

EK AURAT NE SMS LIKHA

Ek aurat ki bade shaher me interview ke baadnaukari lag gai,usne socha 'apne pat...........

ACHANAK HI TUM BACHAT.

Rita: Achanak hi tum bachat krne lagi ho.Gita: Ha yahi mere pati ki aakhari kwah...........

WRONG BUS

A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and sits ne...........

SHAMPOO KA KYA PRICE HAI ?

Bhabiji : Bhaiya gobi kaise diye ?Sabjiwala : 35 rupaye.Bhabiji: 35 rupaye ! kuc...........

HUSBAND WIFE

Wife drinking WHISKEY,asked “Tum kaun ho?”...Husband: Pagal ho gayi ho kya?Apne ...........

HUSBAND K MARNE K BAAD

Husband k Marne k Next day,Wife Ne Paper Me Add diya: janazy Me Shamil Hony waly...........

WELL THAT'S BECAUSE WE AREN'T

Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries,troubles and lighten...........

NO BUT MY WIFE SAW U ??

After robbing the bank 1 robber to clerk : Did you see me robbing?Clerk : Yes I ...........

AISA DAMAAD SABKO MILE

Lady 1: tumhare beta aur beti ki shadi hui hai..tumhari bahu aur damaad kaise ha...........