Yo Mama
Jokes
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest,they said “Sorry, no professiona...........
Yo mammas teeth are so yellow when she passed the traffic lightsall the cars sta...........
Yo mama so fat the only letters of the alphabet she understands are KFC............
Yo mama so ugly she looks like she fell off the ugly treeand hit every branch on...........
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to put her m&ms in alphabetical order............
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmasand it's still printin...........
Do you know what the difference betweenyo momma and the titanic?The titanic sunk...........
Yo mama so slow that when she tried tocross the road she got a parking ticket............
Yo momma so stupid,when I told her that she lost her mind,she went looking for i...........
Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke............
You so ugly, when Yo Momma drops you off at school, she gets a ticket for litter...........
Yo’ Mama is so poor she can’t afford to pay attention!...........
Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried tojoin an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no ...........
Yo momma is so fat, I took a pictureof her last Christmas and it's still printin...........
Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox.We ask her whats she doing a...........
Yo mama so fat, when she was a baby,she took a bath with a rubber albatross............
Yo mama like a bowling ball, she gets picked up, fingered, trowndown a dark alle...........
Yo mama is so fat that i cant see around her...........
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not yo...........
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printi...........