Yo Mama
Jokes
Yo mama so fat that she can't tie her own shoes.Yo mama so fat sets off car alar...........
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"Yo mama so f...........
Yo mama head so small she use a tea bag as a pillow.Yo mama head so small that s...........
Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks likes she's wearing...........
Yo mamma's so fat, when she went to the beach, the whales sang "We are family!"...........
Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the super bowls.Yo mama so stupid she call...........
Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike acro...........
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!Yo mama so short you can see her feet on...........
Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!Yo mama so fat when she ...........
Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!Yo mama isn't so b...........
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.Yo mama so dirty she makes mud...........
Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!Yo mama house so dirt...........
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.Yo mama so ...........
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!Yo mama ...........
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.Yo mama so fat...........
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.Yo mama so old her so...........
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where your daddy has two jobs............
Yo mama has one leg and a bicycle.Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses.Yo...........
Yo mama is so fat...........
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyoneYo mama so fat she...........