Locked Out of Car

Ironing Phone Call

A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor.

The doctor asked her "What happened?"

She answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang,

but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked

up the iron and stuck it to my ear."

"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief.

"But what happened to your other ear?"

"The person called back."