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10. The monitor is certified for low emissions by JiffyLube.
9. The logo on y...........
Five Things You Do Not Want to Hear when Calling Tech Support
1. "Duuuuuude! ...........
Nobody can deny that the goal of software development is to produce the highest ...........
Caught On Tape!
Amish Computer Scandal Shocks Community.
BIRD-IN-HAND, PEN...........
If you messed up your life, you could press "Alt, Ctrl, Delete" and start all ov...........
1. Anywhere you hang your @ is home.
2. The e-mail of the species is deadlier...........
A new employee calls the Help Desk to complain that there's something wrong with...........
Q: What do you call a blonde with a brand new PC?
A: A dumb terminal............
Lawyers and computers have both been proliferating since 1970. Unfortunately,
l...........
Customer: "I have Windows Thirty One."
Tech Support: "Ok, this program requir...........
The start of the new school term always brings out the most interesting question...........
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profan...........
The computer company, where my wife works, distributed a corporate-clothing cata...........
DISNEY VIRUS:
Everything in the computer goes Goofy.
MIKE TYSON VIRUS:
Quit...........
Programmer at this retail chain gets an assignment to add some functionality to ...........
The program manager couldn't grasp the idea of gathering requirements at the sta...........
I recently purchased a new PC from one of the major computer manufacturers. I
p...........
We've heard the Redneck and Cajun versions - nor for Norwegian, yah?
01. BYTE...........
Customer: "I installed Windows 98 on my computer, and it doesn't work."
Tech ...........
Confucius Says:
Man who stand on toilet high on pot.
Crowded elevator smel...........