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INTERNET woman:
Woman of difficult access.
SERVER woman:
Always busy when y...........
Customer: "I don't use DOS. What would happen if I deleted that directory?"
F...........
Introducing the Bio-Optic Organized Knowledge software:
B.O.O.K.
BOOK is a...........
Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer?
A: She didn't like it 'cos ...........
UNIX Airways
Everyone brings one piece of the plane along when they come to the...........
(A quick check list for those who need to make contact.]
1. When you call us ...........
1. Your PC would shut down automatically on Friday evenings.
2. Your "Start" ...........
And it came to pass after these things that G-d did test Avraham. And He said to...........
When I find my code in tons of trouble,
Friends and colleagues come to me,
Spe...........
Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary,
System manuals ...........
Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and ...........
Overheard in a computer shop:
Customer: “I'd like a mouse mat, please.”
Sa...........
No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do:
1.They replicate quickly ...........
Top Ten Changes to Cable Television Resulting from AOL Acquiring Time Warner...
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Customer: "I got this problem. You people sent me this install disk, and now my ...........
If IBM made toasters...
They would want one big toaster where people bring bre...........
1. In the beginning GOD created the Bit and the Byte. And from those he created ...........
A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display. Whil...........
ALPHA - Software undergoes alpha testing as a first step in getting user feedbac...........
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire become a grea...........