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3 Computer Jokes

COMPUTER ENGINEERING FIELD KI

Computer Engineering Field Ki Larki, Ko Kisi ladke ne cheda, uska ghussa aise ni...........

GOOGLE MAY BE MOST POWRFUL SEA

Google may be most powrful search enginebut,:,:,,.mandir se gum hui chappl googl...........

FUNNY GRADUATION SPEECH

Graduation Speech:I Would Like To Thank,The Internet, Google, Wikipedia,Microsof...........

WHICH COMPUTER DO YOU HAVE?

Girl: Which computer do u have?Boy: I have a computer with intel core i7processo...........

WHAT ANTIVIRUS PROGRAM DO YOU

Helpdesk: What antivirus program do you use ?Customer: Netscape.Helpdesk: That's...........

HOW R U ??

programmer : how r u?she : F9programmer : what?she : Fine... what r u doing?Prog...........

WHY WAS THE FISH AFRAID

Q: Why was the fish afraid of the computer?A:Because it didn't want to get caugh...........

WHY WAS SO COLD ?

WHY WAS THE COMPUTER SO COLD WHEN HE WENT TO SLEEP????BECAUSE HE FORGOT TO CLOSE...........

LAPTOP BADA KARWANA HE

SANTA:Tujhe apna Laptop bada karwana heBANTA:HaSANTA:to fir Isme seWindow Nikalw...........

NEW TECHNOLOGY

I finally convinced my mother that it was a good idea for her to learn to text. ...........

BILL GATES AND WINDOWS

Pappu To Bill Gates: Can You Explain Me ... ...Your Surname Is "Gates" And You A...........

IS THERE A FLOPPY INSIDE?

Customer : “You’ve got to fix my computer. I urgently need to print document but...........

PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE ACRONYMS

ADA: A Dumb ArrangementBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic CodersC: ConfusingC...........

GODS ARE ALSO I.T. ENGINEERS

GODS are also I.T. EngineersBRAHMASystem installerVISNUSystem supporterSHIVSyste...........

IS WINDOW A VIRUS

Is Windows a VirusNo, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do:1.They repl...........

A GRAPHIC REPRESENTATION

A graphic representation of data abstracted from the banks of every computer in ...........

COMPUTER SCIENCE IS NO MORE

Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes............

TREAT YOUR PASSWORD LIKE YOUR

Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don't let anybody else use it, and get...........

A COMPUTER ONCE BEAT

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing............

IF COMPUTERS GET TOO POWERFUL

If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into committees. That'll do ...........