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A computer does not substitute for judgment any more than a pencil substitutes f...........
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including th...........
IT guy – (Asks worker) What do you have?
Daily Wage Construction Worker – …….st...........
Some new Computer Movies:
Munna Bhi MCSE,
Kal MSN Ho Na Ho,
Love in mIR...........
Aap ka Chehra Monitor Ki Tarha Chamak Raha Hai
UV Rays Ki Tarha Meri Aankhon Ma...........
Nothing can be happen without Software Engineers.
BCZ
AS a man is incomplete w...........
Life is like a Facebook
People will like ur problems and comments. But, nobody ...........
Two Beggers meet.Two Software Engg meet..Both asked the same Question 2 Each oth...........
Q. How do u keep a rogrammer in d shower al day?
A. Give him a bottle of shamp...........
The Theorem for Bill Gates... Computers are like air conditioners, They stop wor...........
Girls are like internet domain names... the ones I like are already taken............
Q.Wats O.J.Simpson's Internet address?
A.Slash,slash,backslash,slash,slash,esc...........
Q. Whr’s an astronaut’s favourite place on the computer?
A. The spacebar!...........
Fuming Wife: Wats my value in the family??
Techie Husband: An Unknown Virus..!...........
Q: Wat did d CPU say to d input devices?
A: You fill up my senses…...........
Friendship is like a COMPUTER it ENTERS in ur life SAVE himself in ur heart, tro...........
Think u r sitting in front of computer,what will computer think...?....
'Intel ...........
Salesman:This computer will cut your workload by 50%.
Santa:That is great,I wil...........
Q: What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant?
A: A mad...........
Bring a chainsaw, but don't use it. If anyone asks why you have it, say Just in ...........