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Q: Wat did d CPU say to d input devices?
A: You fill up my senses…...........
Home computers are being called upon to
perform many new functions, including ...........
A computer does not substitute for
judgment any more than a pencil
substitut...........
If computers get too powerful,
we can organize them into committees.
That'll ...........
computer once beat me at chess,
but it was no match for me at kick boxing............
Treat your password like your toothbrush.
Don't let anybody else use it, and g...........
Computer Science is no more about computers
than astronomy is about telescopes...........
A final word: I am not knowledgeable about the internet.
I do not have a compu...........
As network administrator I can take down
the network with one keystroke. It's ...........
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster
than any invention in human hist...........
There are three kinds of death in this world.
There's heart death,
there's b...........
Software is like entropy: It is difficult to grasp, weighs nothing,
and obeys ...........
Fuming Wife: Wats my value in the family??
Techie Husband: An Unknown Virus..!...........
Q. How do u keep a programmer in d shower al day?
A. Give him a bottle of sham...........
Q. Whr’s an astronaut’s favourite place on the computer? * * * * * A. The spaceb...........
10 Laws of computing..
If you have reached the point where you really understa...........
Customer: How much does Windows 8 cost?
Tech Support: Windows costs about $30...........
C:\dos
C:\dos\run
run\dos\run...........
Customer: "I've just installed Windows 98"
Tech support: "and...?"
Custome...........
Two IT guys were walking across the park
when one said, “Where did you get suc...........