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Computer Dependency Test
Here’s a quick & very simple test for you to take.
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Girls are like internet virus!
They enter your life,
Scan your pockets,
Trans...........
Person 1: Sir! In my Computer, I am getting
Runtime Error 6, when I try to ope...........
I asked my dad where the children come from,
he said people download them from...........
Computers can never replace humans.
They may become capable of artificial
int...........
The computer says I need to
upgrade my brain to be compatible
with its new s...........
Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Customer: "Ok."
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Computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening
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God, grant me the serenity to accept a post I cannot change,
Courage to walk pa...........
Q: What do you get when you cross a
computer with an elephant?
A: Lots of m...........
Q: Where do all the cool mice live?
A: In their mousepads...........
Q: What do you get when you cross a computer and a life guard?
A: A screensaver...........
Q: Why did the computer squeak?
A: Because someone stepped on it's mouse!...........
Q: Why was there a bug in the computer?
A: Because it was looking for a byte to...........
Q: Why was the computer cold?
A: It left it's Windows open!...........
Q: What is a computer virus?
A: A terminal illness!...........
Q: Why did the computer keep sneezing?
A: It had a virus!...........
Q: What does a baby computer call his father?
A: Data!...........
Q: What did the computer do at lunchtime?
A: Had a byte!...........
Q: What did the spider do on the computer?
A: Made a website!...........