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ADA: A Dumb Arrangement
BASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic Coders
C: Confus...........
Customer:Hey Shopkeeper i want some curtains for my computer
Shopkeeper:Why do ...........
While at MSDN site, a popup dialog appears:
“May we send you a survey? Enter em...........
Three Hellos
A man comes home from work early to find his wife in bed with th...........
What’s the difference between a computer and a woman?
A computer will accept ...........
A couple of programmers lay in a bed.
She: Do you want to repeat the procedure?...........
Closing a task, I get the following message:
“If you shutdown this program, it ...........
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed a desire to become a
...........
Fuming Wife: Wats my value in the family??
Techie Husband: An Unknown Virus..!!...........
FUNNY JOKE
Google maybe the most powerful search engine
but,
it can’t search
...........
Girl setting password with Boy-Friend sitting beside her
She types “BRAIN” as p...........
Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command.
Husband: Exactly da...........
Girl: Which computer do u have?
Boy: I have a computer with intel core i7
proc...........
A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she cut o...........
A man walks into a bar and sits down next to a beautiful blonde.
"I just got ...........
A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelv...........
A software engineer was smoking…
A lady standing nearby said to him “can’t yo...........
For those keyboard jockeys (those with jobs that require sitting at a computer a...........
Never leave diskettes in the drive, as the data can leak out of the disk and cor...........
My old boss had spent some time writing software packages for this particular pr...........