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1 Doctors Jokes

DO NOT GET NERVOUS

Ashok: Why did you run away from operation Table ?Ramesh : The nurse was repeate...........

LOSS OF MEMORY

This middle-aged woman went to see her doctor."Well, what's the trouble?""Doctor...........

THE DOCTORS DON'T TELL ANYTHIN

Mr. Norton was in the hospital recovering from an operation.When the nurse on du...........

BAD NEWS

A man goes to his doctor for a complete checkup.He hasn't been feeling well and ...........

DOCTOR COMPLAINING TO ENGINEER

A doctor is talking to a car engineer,“Your fee is several times more per hour t...........

MAJOR SURGERY

A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital.The patient has had m...........

ABLE TO PLAY THE PIANO

A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital.The patient has had m...........

COMPLETELY BLIND

Jon and Dan are in a mental institution which has an annualcontest that picks tw...........

THANK YOU DOCTOR

Banta Singh went to an eye specialist to get his eyes testedAnd asked "Doctor, w...........

AAP HAR WAQT

Doctor : Aap har waqt haklati hain kaya?.Lady : nae srf bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo ...........

SERIOUS PROBLEM

Patient: Doctor! I have a serious problemI can never remember what I just said.D...........

PLASTIC SURGERY

Pappu: Doctor sahab, Plastic surgery mein kitna kharch aayega?Doctor: 50 HazaarP...........

NURSE BEHOSH

During a heart transplant.Doctor: Shit !!!Nurse: what happened.D: My mobile netw...........

MAREEJ AUR DOCTOR KA RISHTA

Emergency (accident ya heart attack) ke waqtDoctor Saab, aap hee bhagwaan ho inh...........

BRAIN TUMOR

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jum...........

WHAT SHOULD I DO?

A woman came to the psychiatrist worried. "Doctor,"she said, "I can't sleep at n...........

SHARAAB PEETE HO?

Dr: Kaise aana hua?Santa: Doctor sahab, tabiyat theek nahi hainDr: Sharab peete ...........

IN A HOSPITAL ICU PATIENTS DIE

In a hospital ICU patients died on the same bed every Sunday between 10 to 11 am...........

ROZ 5 KM WALK KARO

Doctor : Roz 5 km walk karo,to 1 saal mein 50kg wajan kam ho jayega..Ek saal baa...........

PEHLA OPERATION

Patient: Doctor, yeh mera pehla operation hai.thoda dhyaan se karna.Doctor: dara...........