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Where do funny doctors work?The Ha-spital!...........
What is an alien doctor's favorite TV show?X-ray Files...........
Why did the apple go to the doctor?Because he felt rotten to the core!...........
Betty said she wasn't feeling well. "You better call me a doctor," she said to h...........
When do doctors get angry?When they run out of patients!...........
A man went to see the doctor.
Man: "Doc, I have a serious problem, I can never ...........
A man went to see the doctor.
Man: "Doc, do you think I can live for another fi...........
I asked my psychiatrist what had made him become a psychiatrist - he said it was...........
I went to the doctor, I said, "doctor, I think I'm paranoid"
He said, "not so l...........
I went to the doctor, I said, "doctor, I want a second opinion".
He said, "OK, ...........
I went to the doctor, I said, "doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains, it's real...........
I went to the doctor, I said, "doctor, everybody thinks I'm a liar".
He said, "...........
I went to the doctor, I said, "doctor, I've got insomnia".
He said, "just sit o...........
I went to the doctor, I said, "doctor, I can't stop stealing things".
He said, ...........
I went to the doctor, I said, "doctor, how can I cure my sleep walking".
He sai...........
A woman went to the doctor with a young baby and said, "doctor, my baby's swallo...........
I went to the doctor, I said, "doctor, I've swallowed a bone".
He said, "Are yo...........
I swallowed a pencil so I rang the doctor I said, "doctor, what do I do?"
He sa...........
An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went...........
I borrowed some money off a doctor friend of mine. The next day I was in his sur...........