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3 Doctors Jokes

YE TO HAMARA SIGNATURE HAI

Patient: Docter Sab, mujhe bhool janey ki bemari haiDoctor: Aap ko ye bemari kab...........

ROZ 5KM WALK KARO

Doctor : Roz 5km walk karo,to 1 sal me 50kg wajan kum ho jayega..1 saal bad Sant...........

DR.KI SHAYRI

Dr.Ki Shayri"Jis Hospital K Hum Doctor Hai,...Meri Gfriend Waha Ki Nurse Hai,Kya...........

JAB SE MAINE YE DUNIYA

Once a Pagal went to doctorPagal doctor se bola : sirji,main aapne aap ko bhagwa...........

NURSE INTERVIEW

A cute Nurse came 4 the interview.Dr: What salary U Xpect?Nurse: Rs.10,000.Dr wa...........

SOLID BEIJJATI

Ek Doctor Ne Naya Clinic Khola.Thodi Der Bad Ek Aadmi Aaya.Doctor Ne Apne Aap Ko...........

ZINDAGI BANA DI DOCTOR NE

Santa Apni Aankhein Check KarwaneEye Specialist Ke Paas Gaya.Doctor Santa Ke Aan...........

PAISA BACHAO PAISA, SANTA KE I

Santa Ke Ghar Aag Lagne Par Uski Patni Ki Kuch Body Jal Gayi.Santa Usko Shehar K...........

APNI DAWAI APNE PAS RAKHO

Doctor : Ye syrup lo or2 spoon subha,2 dopahar,2 raat ko,3 din tak lena haiPatha...........

MERI FEES BUHAT ZYADA

Munna: Abay Circuit! Jaa baaju walay ghar say Doctor ko bula ke laa,Meri tabiat ...........

I DON'T UNDERSTAND

Doctor : tell me how many fingers are these?Patient : thirteen.Doctor : I don't ...........

WHICH ONE ??

Patient : Doctor, i see doubleDoctor : sit on the chair pleasePatient : which on...........

BAAL KATWA KE JATA

Dr. Mareez ke peeche bhag raha tha,logon ne pucha kya hua?Dr. bola 4 bar aisa hu...........

PLASTIC SURGERY

Santa: Dr. Sahab plastic surgery me kitna kharcha aayega?Dr: 50 hajar.Santa: Aga...........

BOTH MY LEGS ARE OF SAME AGE

Sardar : I've Pain In my Right Leg.Doc : It's Nothing .It's pain Only Coz Of Old...........

HEART TRANSPLANT

A man needing a heart transplant is told byhis doctor that the only heart availa...........

DOCTOR’S PROMISE

“Doctor, are you sure I’m suffering from pneumonia?I’ve heard once about a docto...........

APNI MOUT

Doctor Adhi Raat Ko Utha Or Biwi SeMain Hospital Janay Laga Hun,,Phone Aya Hai E...........

YOU HAVE A BRAIN TUMOR

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jum...........

LANGADTA HUWA AADMI

Haddiyone ke do Doctor subha subha ghumne nikale.Aage ek man langadta huwa ja ra...........