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6 Doctors Jokes

VITAMIN "SHE' KI KAMI HAI

Mareez- Dr. Sahab Mein boht khush rehta hoon,Neend sukoon se aati hai,Zindagi ma...........

KISI EK KO BHI NARAJ MAT RAKKH

Bhagwan & Doctor ko kabhi naraj nahi karna chahiyeBhagwan naraj, aap doctor ke p...........

JAB WO THIK CHALNE LAGE TO BAI

Banta- mera ghoda abhi to thik chalta hai pr kabhi langda kr..Doctor santa -aaj ...........

AB NAHA LU?

Santa- doctor 2 saal pehle mujhe bukhar tha..Banta- to ab kya hua?Santa- yaha se...........

CAN’T FEEL MY LEG

A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries – “DOC, DOC...........

CHILD 2 DENTIST

ChiLd 2 Dentist Doctor ..!!Kya Dard K Bgair Bhi Daant Nikalay Ja SAktay Hain?Den...........

THEN WHO WAS THE GUY ON WHOM

Nurse: Why are you sad today doctor?Doctor: The patient I operated today afterno...........

I WILL BE SENT BY MONEY ORDER

Father:”Thanks a lot doctor for saving my sons life.Doctor:”It’s God who has sav...........

WAIT FOR 20 MINUTES

Doctor:What Had Happend To You ?Patient :I am Going To Die In Ten Minutes.Doctor...........

IT’S HER APPENDIX

Santa calls up the doctor at 2 AM.Santa: “Doc, my wife is having severe abdomen ...........

EYE SPECIALIST

Sardar1: Did you consult the eye doctor about your eyes ?Sardar2: Yes, but the d...........

BLONDE IN PAIN

There was a blonde who was hurting all over so she went to the doctor. The docto...........

HOW WILL I GIVE U MEDICINE?

Once a patient went to a doctor with a burnt ear.Doctor: What happened!Patient: ...........

INHALING HIS OWN BREATH!

Did you hear about the man who ate 106 cloves of garlic a day?He was taken to ho...........

I HAVE ONLY ONE PROBLEM IN MY

Docter: what is your problem?Patient: I have only one Problem in my life, that i...........

GIVE ME A MEDICINE PLEASE

PATIENT:-DOCTOR I AM FEELING SEVER ITCHING,GIVE ME A MEDICINE PLEASE.DOCTOR:-TAK...........

MISSING THERMOMETER

A nurse walks into a bank to deposit her pay check.She reaches into her purse to...........

SAALE PIGHLA KAR CHIPKA BHI LE

Santa: Dr. Sahab plastic surgery me kitna kharcha aayega?Dr: 50 hajar.Santa: Aga...........

HOW TO BECOME A DOCTOR IN 30 D

At Indian railway stationan American doctor got heart attackafter reading a book...........

EVERY MENTAL DISEASE IS CURABL

Patient:Doctor I Have Big Problem,I Can't See After I Close My Eyes.I Don't Feel...........

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