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A man went to see the doctor.Man: "Doc, I'm having a little trouble with my eyes...........
A woman went to see the doctor.Doctor: "You are looking very weak and exhausted ...........
A man went to see the doctor.Man: "Doc, I think I'm spending too long on the com...........
I went to the doctor, I said, "doctor, I think I'm turning invisible". Doctor: "...........
I went to the doctor, I said, "doctor, I keep having this dream that I've turned...........
A man went to see the doctor.Man: "Doc, I have a serious problem, I can never re...........
A man went to see the doctor.Man: "Doc, do you think I can live for another fift...........
I asked my psychiatrist what had made him become a psychiatrist - he said it was...........
I went to the doctor, I said, "doctor, I think I'm paranoid"He said, "not so lou...........
I went to the doctor, I said, "doctor, I want a second opinion".He said, "OK, co...........
I went to the doctor, I said, "doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains, it's real...........
I went to the doctor, I said, "doctor, everybody thinks I'm a liar".He said, "I ...........
I went to the doctor, I said, "doctor, I've got insomnia".He said, "just sit on ...........
I went to the doctor, I said, "doctor, I can't stop stealing things".He said, "t...........
I went to the doctor, I said, "doctor, how can I cure my sleep walking".He said,...........
A woman went to the doctor with a young baby and said, "doctor, my baby's swallo...........
I went to the doctor, I said, "doctor, I've swallowed a bone".He said, "Are you ...........
I swallowed a pencil so I rang the doctor I said, "doctor, what do I do?"He said...........
An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went...........
I borrowed some money off a doctor friend of mine. The next day I was in his sur...........