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In engineering exam a question came.A parrot sits on an elephant and theelephant...........
A last ball sixA last ball wktA last min goalA last min move often wins d game.t...........
Knock, KnockI knocked at heaven's door this morning.God asked me...My child, wha...........
Student's life:-Whole year:DISCO DEWANE AAH HAA.......Last 2 days b 4 exam:SHIRD...........
Exam Ke Din Ek Student Exam Se Pahle Jor Se Chillaya.Hey Bhagwan Uthale MujhkoEx...........
Dekho jaaniFire Ko aag kehte haiCOBRA Ko naag kehte haiGARDEN Ko baag kehte haio...........
Bahut dard hota he jab teacher bolta hai kitumhara or tumhare aage wale ka answe...........
Exams ke ek din pehle mujhe hosh aayasocha meine bohot aur cheating karne ka pla...........
We Indian student are always the best..Look how we study1) B4 paper unnecessary ...........
teacher ne exam ke liye Que. Paper banaya..Paper dekhte hi saare bachche behosh ...........
Movie titles related to eng students:exams - socha na tha,classes - kabhi kabhi,...........
1000 pages ki book kitne din me padhi ja sakti h,WRITER- 6 monthsDOCTOR- 2 month...........
I thought i m in love,My nites going sleeplesMy days going uselesSo i askd GODIs...........
How 2 spnd 3hrs in exam hall?
(2pm to 5pm)
2:00- 2:10 writ d reg no&sub cod
...........
WHY is a Lecturer
Greater as compared
to a Mother.?
Bcause a mother can
put ...........
A GENIUS is a Person
who Can Do for $1
what others
Can Do for $100? – As such...........
Why do students fail in exams?
BECOZ
Eight hours of sleep each day =122 days...........
If in examination hall
during d exam
u feel tht d paper is tough,
dont worry............
Two Guys coming out of the examination Hall
with chips and coke in hands….
1st...........
Whats The Height of Hope?
It iz: Sitting in the Exam Hall,
Holding the Questio...........