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A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep...........
A ThermoMeter is n0t the 0nly thing
that gets a “DEGREE” without having a “BRAI...........
SILENCE
Is d best Answer
for all questions
SMILE
Is d best Reaction
in al...........
Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper ...........
eXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u p...........
Human brain is the most
outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a d...........
Probability of a topic
“The probability of a topic
coming in exam increases ...........
Lovely days in my life :
Childhood days,
School days
&
collage days,
Horr...........
Hi yay exam daratay kiyun hain,
Merri neend uratay kiyun hain,
Phurray bananay...........
Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20…
Sam...........
WHY STUDENT FAIL
Sundays-52 in a year,Days left 313
Summer holidays 50,Days le...........
Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS
1 Too Many Questions.
2 Difficult to Understand............
What is the true meaning of ‘Study’??
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S. Sleeping
T. Talking...........
Examiner: y r u under tension?
Did u forget admit card,ID,or calculator?
stu...........
New Exam Pattern-
1. In 1999, Students:Ans ALL Question.
2. 2008: Write ANY Qu...........
Arz kiya hai!
Agar kar leti ishq humse wo,
Uski raato ki nind ud jati,
Isi ba...........
It takes 10 trees to Produce Paper,
that we use in one exam.
Join us to Save T...........
Life of a student:
PC hai net Nahi
ATM Hai paise Nahi
Cell Hai balance Nahi
...........
Upcoming horor movies:
Internal ki pyas
Badla bunking ka
External bana shaita...........
Sun: ‘Mummy, if I failed in this exam I’ll commite suicide’.
Mother: ‘Shut up! ...........