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An old man confession

An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession:
Man: "Father, I am 75 years old.

I have been married for 50 years.

All these years I had been faithful to my wife,

but yesterday I was intimate with an 18 year old."

Father: "When was the last time you made a confession?"

Man: "I never have, I am Jewish."

Father: "Then why are telling me all this?"

Man: "I’m telling everybody!"