God will save me

There was a Pappu who fell in the ocean and he couldn't swim.

When a boat came by, the captain yelled, "Do you need help, sir?"

The Pappu calmly said "No, God will save me."

A little later, another boat came by and a fisherman asked, "Hey, do you need help?"

The Pappu replied again, "No God will save me."

Eventually the Pappu drowned and went to heaven.

The preacher asked God, "Why didn't you save me?"

God replied, "Fool, I sent you two boats!"