Bhagwan Sab Denge, Bas Sache Dil Se Mango
Santa Ko Apne Liye Koi Girlfriend Nahi Mill Rahi Thi,
Kisi Ne Usko Bataya Ki Bhagwan Ki
Taspya Karne Se Har Cheez Mil Jati Hai.
To Usne Bhagwan Ki Tapsya Karni Shuru Kar Di,
Usne Sache Dil Se Itni Tapsya Ki,
Ki Bhagwan Ji Ko Usko Darshan Dene Hi Pade.
Bhagwan: “Bol Bachha Kya Chahiye?”
Santa: “Bhagwan Ji, Mujhe Ek Girlfriend De Dijiye”
Bhagwan: “Tu Muslim Hai To Katrina Dunga,
Baniya Hai To Yana Gupta, Punjabi Hai To Kareena Kapoor,
Bol Kya Nam Hai Tera”
Santa Khush Hoke: “Mohammad Santa Singh Aggarwal“