Never mind
John was driving down the street in a sweat because
he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place.
Looking up toward heaven, he said "Lord, take pity on me.
If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday
for the rest of my life and give up tequila."
Miraculously, a parking place appeared.
John looked up again and said, "Never mind. I found one."
