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Teacher: where is Everest?.Student: I don’t know Mam…..Teacher: You Stand on the...........
Pappu – Chopra uncle, aap Chemist hain naa ?Chopra Uncle – Haan beta, par CHEMIS...........
Ek bar kitchen mein kaddai and cooker ki ladai ho gai.Cooker: kadai kadai tum ek...........
Banta To His Son :..Oye, Ghabrana Matt,.Tu Sher Da Puttar Hai......Son : Ji Haan...........
Bacha: 1 Litre Aata De Do!Dukandar: Beta Aata Kilo Ke Hisab Se Milta Hai..Dobara...........
Ek Baar Pappu Plane Se USA Jaa Raha Tha,Sath Mein Ek Angrez Baitha Hua Tha…Angre...........
Baccha: Dudh Peene Se RangGora Hota Hai..?Doctor: Haa Hota Hai..Baccha: Jhoot, F...........
Dukandar se Chota Baccha: Uncle rang gora karne wali Cream hai kya ?Dukandar: Ha...........
Beta- Papa, aap jaise mujhe marte ho,vaise Dadaji bhi apko marte the kya?Papa- B...........
A boy to the doctor,"Doctor,Doctor I have lost my memory.""When did this happen?...........
A Sunday school teacher asked her little children,as they were on the way to chu...........
1 badmash bacche se kisine sawal kia.Billi puch kyu hilati hai?Bacche ne Aasaan ...........
Baccha: Mamma kya mai bhagwan ki tarah dikhta hu?Mammi: Nahi, lekin tum aisa kyu...........
4th Class Ke Ladke Ko Ek 10th Class Ki Ladki Bahut Pasand ThiEk Din Usne Usko Pu...........
Ek Kamina Bachha apni Toy Train se khel rahatha aur Bar-Bar bol raha tha,Jis HAR...........
Beta : Bapu meri teacher kitni hot hai na !Bap : Beta teacher maa jaise hoti hai...........
Santa to Son: "maths vich fail kyu hoya"..Son: 1st day teacher kendi 5+3=8..Agle...........
Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with "I".Little Johnny: I is...Teac...........
Teacher: Well, at least there's one thingI can say about your son.Father: What's...........
Teacher; Didn't you promise to behave?Little Johnny: Yes, sir.Teacher: And didn'...........