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4 Kids Jokes

SCHOOL AHEAD, GO SLOW

Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?Joseph: Because of a sign down the road.Teache...........

KHANDAAN ME DAAGH

DAD: Ap ki harkaton ne to khandaan ki izzat par daagh laga diya.Pappu : hahahaha...........

HOSTEL STUDENT

Hostel student to his frnd:- "yaar dhoka ho gya Dhoka" Frnd:- kya ho gaya...??St...........

MATH MAIN KYON FAIL HO GAYE?

Father to his son: Math Main Kyon Fail ho Gaye?Son: Teacher kehti hain k 3+5=8ug...........

APPLE KHAOGE,

MAA-Beta Apple Khaoge,BETA-NahiMAA-Beta Mengo Khaoge,BETA-NahiMAA-Beta Orange Kh...........

PAPA APKI SHAADI HO GAYI?

Beta: Papa apki shaadi ho gayi?Papa: Haan.Beta: Kis se hui?Papa: Bewkuf teri mum...........

I HAVE TO GO BACK TOMORROW

The child comes home from his first day at school.Mother asks, "What did you lea...........

AP KO MERI TARAF

Ap ko meri taraf se or mere tmam frnd ki taraf se or mere chahne walo ki taraf s...........

NOW UNDERSTAND

KID :- Why some of ur hair are white dad ?DAD : - Every time a son make his dad ...........

JUB MAI 10 RUPIES MAI

Father" ek jamana tha beta jub mai 10 rupies maighar kaa shara samaan le aata th...........

KAL SCHOOL NAHI JAUNGA

Raju- papa main kalSchool nahi jaunga...Papa- kyun?.Raju- aaj school meinHamara ...........

BHIKHARI EK BACHHE SE BEEKH

Ek Bhikhari Ek Ghar Mein Beekh Mang ne Gaya,,Andar Se Ek Chota sa Baccha Aaya.Bh...........

SHAM ON YOU

Two kids were arguing when the teacher entered.Teacher: Why are you arguing?Kid:...........

CHEENI MAANGI HAI

Kid: Aunty Mummy Nay cheeni Maangi HaiAunty: cheeni Detay Huway,Acha Aur kya kah...........

FUNNY KID

Ek boy roz bus k darvaze meinkhada hoke traval karta hein.Bus conductor : tu roz...........

INDIA KA JHANDA

Principal Pappu Se:India Ka Jhanda Sbse Pehle KahaLgaya Gya?Pappu (Kaafi Sochne ...........

PHONE KISNE BANYA ?

Son: Papa, Bachha zyada inteligent hota he ya baap?Father : BaapSon : Papa, phon...........

PAPPU KHADA HO JA

Monu : Pappu Khada Ho Ja.Pappu : Time Nahi Hai..Monu : Main Tujhe Mar Dunga.Papp...........

YEH SAB SAALE DIN MAIN KYA ??

Galileo used to study in small lamp;Graham Bell used to study in candle light;Sh...........

BAAP KO BEVKOOF BANANA KITNA A

Santa Ne Pappu Ki Mark Sheet DekhiAur Usko Dant Te Hue Bola.Santa: “Abe Tu Histo...........