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2 Lawyers Jokes

THAT'S A REAL BARGAIN

A Dublin lawyer died in poverty, and many people donated to a fund for his funer...........

CONSULTATION FEES

A lawyer's dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and stea...........

LEGAL EYESIGHT

An old man was a witness in a burglary trial.The defense lawyer asks Sam, "Did y...........

LAWYER AND HONEST MAN

A mother and son are walking through a cemetery, and pass by a headstone inscrib...........

DEAD LAWYER

A guy calls a law office and says: "I want to talk to my lawyer."The receptionis...........

747 FULL OF LAWYERS

Q: Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of lawyers????A: He threate...........

ALL LAWYERS ARE A-HOLES

A man sits alone in a far corner of a bar, quietly drinking for about three hour...........

NO ONE HAS ABLE TO PROVE IT YE

"Excuse me," a young fellow said to an older librarian, "Ive just moved here and...........

GET ME ANOTHER LAWYER

Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is...........

THE HONEST LAWYER

Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at th...........

WHAT TYPE OF TRACKS?

Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a couple of tracks. After close...........

THAT'S A REAL BARGAIN

A Dublin lawyer died in poverty, and many people donated to a fund for his funer...........

YOU WON'T GO TO JAIL

A man who had been caught embezzling millions from his employer went to a lawyer...........

SANTA IN COURT

SANTA went to courtJUDGE:"Order ! Order !"SANTA:"1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Col...........

FIRST LAWYER!

One day a Pope and a lawyer died and went to heaven. God came and said, "Follow ...........

TESTIFYING

A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took ...........

WHO DID MARRYING THE MAN ?

A small, uncertain, and nervous witness was being cross-examined.The lawyer thun...........

HOW CAN YOU BE SO SURE ?

Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check fora pulse?A: No.Q: D...........

AMAN IN COURT

Judge:3rd Time You AreComing To Court,You Don’t Have Shame?Aman: You Are ComingD...........

DEFENSE LAWYER JOKE FOR KIDS

When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law before the criminal gets ar...........