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5 Lawyers Jokes

HEART ATTACK

A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on t...........

BLIND BUNNY

One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail, and he tripped over ...........

TRANSLATION TROUBLES

A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time a...........

ALIMONY

"Mr. johns, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce court judge s...........

TEXAS COP VS NY LAWYER

A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. He thinks ...........

START RUNNING

A lawyer and his brother were hunting. A mountain lion jumped out in front of th...........

LAWYER AND BLONDE

A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to...........

MY DADDY IS A LAWYER

While two families were waiting in line to see the Washington Monument, their tw...........

UNJUSTICE IN HELL

A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by the devil. As he...........

ROBBING LAWYERS

Two lawyers are in a bank, when, suddenly, armed robbers burst in. While several...........

ROADKILL

A truck driver frequently traveled through a small town where there was a courth...........

LEGAL DISPUTE

A Lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Sheriff's Deputy. He thinks ...........

TAKING MY MONEY WITH ME

As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan that would a...........

SETTLING A COW CASE

A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old ran...........

DONATION FOR ATTORNEY

A Dublin lawyer died in poverty, and many people donated to a fund for his funer...........

EXCESS BILLING HOURS

A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousan...........

THE DEVIL'S OFFER

The devil visited a lawyer's office and made him an offer. "I can arrange some t...........

THE BRONZE STATUE

A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco's Chinatown. P...........

GENEROUS LAWYER

One day a lawyer was riding in his limosine when he saw a guy eating grass. He t...........

URGENT HEART TRANSPLANT

A man has a heart attack and is brought to the hospital ER. The doctor tells him...........