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8 Lawyers Jokes

GET MONEY TO HEAVEN

A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determine...........

SOME LAST MINUTE REQUESTS

A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor. He asked, "Give it to...........

REPLACING LAB RATS WITH LAWYER

The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going ...........

THERE ARE NO HONEST LAWYERS

A lawyer named Impos Syble was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made his s...........

WHAT AND WHO AM I?

A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways on...........

THE BRONZE STATUES

A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco's Chinatown. P...........

THE DEVIL'S OFFER

The devil visited a lawyer's office and made him an offer. "I can arrange some t...........

LAWYERS GIVE IRRELEVANT INFORM

Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their craft is engulfed in f...........

SOLVING A DISPUTE

Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest. The first one spied a nut...........

WHAT TYPE OF TRACKS?

Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a couple of tracks. After close...........

OUNCES OF BRAIN FOR SALE

A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study. He sees a sig...........

EXCESS BILLING HOURS

A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousan...........

THAT'S A REAL BARGAIN

A Dublin lawyer died in poverty, and many people donated to a fund for his funer...........

CONSULTATION FEES

A lawyer's dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and stea...........

LAWYER - CLIENT

LAWYER: I HAVE SOME GOOD NEWS AND SOME BAD NEWS. CLIENT: WELL, GIVE ME THE BAD ...........

OVERDUE BILL

A lawyer sent an overdue bill to a client with a note This Bill is one year old"...........

FIRE AND FLOODS...

A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean. The lawyer said, "I`m h...........

FREE OF CHARGE...

One prisoner to another: How long are you in this jail ? Second prisoner: Two ...........

PLEAD GUILTY

After a trial had been going on for three days, Harrison, the man accused of c...........

ASS AS A POLICEMAN !

A man in an automobile, who was stopped by a policeman for speeding, became very...........

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