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Enough about Wives, now something for Husbands...A new metal is added to chemist...........
Fred is 34 years old and he is still single.One day a friend asked, "Why aren't ...........
Tim: I hear you just got married again.Sam: Yes, for the fourth time.Tim: What h...........
A man was watching a DVD at home.. and jor jor se cheekhne laga …..Noooooooooooo...........
Wife(patni): Kitna Pyaar Karte Ho MujheHusband(pati): Shahjahan JitnaWife: Mere ...........
Husband – “jab mai tumhe lene gaya toh poore 100 Rs.ke kele lekar gaya thaa… aur...........
Banta : Bhai Santa ! tumhari biwi ka ghutne ka dardtheek hua yaa nahi ?Santa : H...........
Pati ne office se patni ko message kiya – Mere saare gande kapde dho kar press k...........
Wife: Agar meri shaadi kisi Raakshas se bhi ho jaatito bhi main itni pareshan na...........
Wife: Mein tumhari zindagi ki Kitaab hoon..Husband: Yahi to afsos hai,Calendar h...........
Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dreamThat u were sending meJewelry and clothes!Hus...........
Wife: Khana kha liya?Husband: Khana kha liya?Wife: Batao na.Husband: Batao na.Wi...........
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice."Stop! Stand still! If you...........
Husband and wife had an heated argument on karva chauth day.Husband came up with...........
Wife: Pooja kiya karo, Balaayein tal jayegi.Husband:Tere papa ne bahut ki hogi,U...........
Wife: Aapko meri khoobsurati jyada achhi lagti hai ya aqalmandi?Husband: Mujhe t...........
Husband (jalane ke liye): "Kalmere khawab me ek ladki aai thi..Wah kya ladki thi...........
Wife: Mein tumhari zindagi ki Kitaab hoon..Husband: Yahi to afsos hai,Calendar h...........
Husband aur Wife mein baatcheet bandh thi..,Subah husband ko jaldi jaana tha..Us...........
Ek Aadmi friend se bola: Yaar meri biwi bahut gussa karti hai.Friend: Pehle meri...........