25-saal-se mera…………………
Once a sardar doctor calls his sardar patient on the phone and says 'Hi, main bol raha hoon!'
The other sardarji replies 'Kamaal hain, ithe vi main bol raha hoon!'
Doctor to Sardar: 'Aapka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai!'
Sardar: 'Hoga, zaroor hoga! 25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hai!'