11 Miscellaneous
Jokes
You always get a special kick on opening day, no matter how many you go through............
I worked at an ice cream parlor called Chadwicks. We wore old-timey outfits and ...........
My second play, The Birthday Party, I wrote in 1958 - or 1957. It was totally de...........
With my daughter, we do arts and crafts, we read a lot, we listen to music, and ...........
My mom and my father's birthday are on the same day.Victor Cruz...........
My mom won't let me buy high-fashion stuff unless it's TK Maxx or a birthday occ...........
I always wanted to shave. It is a very natural process. For my birthday I got a ...........
I get uncomfortable when people give me presents and watch me open them. I don't...........
For the youth, the indignation of most things will just surge as each birthday p...........
I have had fans make me the big picture collages of the photo books; I have had ...........
The reason I met my husband was because I remembered a friend's birthday. The mo...........
You know, we'd just had a birthday, he was... you know, he still had a future ou...........
Citizens, thank you for all your birthday wishes. I am 88 years old today and st...........
I saw Richard Linklater's film 'Slacker' for my twenty-first birthday. That was ...........
John Candy knew he was going to die. He told me on his 40th birthday. He said, w...........
It is ironic that the one thing that all religions recognize as separating us fr...........
I hate birthdays. I hate birthday parties. I hate them. I don't know what it is,...........
I tried to bake a cake for my mother's birthday - it took me four hours. It was ...........
Mum loves me being famous! She is so excited and proud, as she had me so young a...........
As I approach my 88th birthday, it's become apparent to me that my eyes and ears...........