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3 Parents Jokes

KYA KHAYEGA ?

Mom : Kya khayega ?Me : Aloo hai ?Mom : NoMe : Paneer ?Mom : NoMe : Chicken ?Mom...........

PREM PATRA

Putra se naaraaj hote hue pita ne kaha- “Nalaayak!Prem-patra maine bhi khoob lik...........

MAA-BETA

MAA-Beta Apple Khaoge,BETA-NahiMAA-Beta Mengo Khaoge,BETA-NahiMAA-Beta Orange Kh...........

ARRE I MEAN MY SON'S CAR

Bahu : I am going to supermarket.Aloknath : Take my Sanskaar.Bahu : Ab baas bhi ...........

BETA IS BAR TUJHY EXAM ME 80%

BAAP: Beta Is Bar Tujhy EXAM Me 80% No. Lana Hai.BETA: Nahi Dad Main Is Baar 100...........

WHY DIDN'T U GO 4 THE EXAM ?

Height Of Nalaiq Pun…Dad: Y Didnt U Go 4 The Exam..?Son: Paper Was Tough!Dad: Wi...........

RESULT OF MUSLIM BHAI

Ek din ek ladka apne dost se bola:University se mera result check kar ke aa ke b...........

ITANA BADA KAB

Beta papa se: Papa main itna bada kab ho jaunga ki mummy se bina poochey ghar se...........

FATHER AND CHILD

A Thief Saw Policemen Coming To His House,He Quickly Asked His Son To Tell ThemH...........

DAD VS SON

Dad: What Is 4 Multiply By 2?Son: I Don't Know.Dad: Silly, How Can You Miss Such...........

MODERN JOHNEY-JOHNEY RHYME

Johney,Johney Yes PapaWatching Facebook? No PapaPlaying Games? No PapaTweeting s...........

MAC IS GOD!

Mac to his mother:Do I look like God?Mother:No,but why you are asking?Mac:Oh! wh...........

IT'S SIMPLE THEY MOVING WITH T

Wife is busy packing her clothes.Man: And where are you going?Wife: I'm moving t...........

PAISAY KAHAN CHUPAON

Biwi: Mujhe samaj nahi ata paisay kahan rakhun,Jahan chupati hon hamara beta chu...........

YADI DOOB GAYA TO GHAR JAAKAR.

Putra- “Pitaji, mai nadi me aage jaaunga”Pita- “Nahi, doob jaaoge”Putra- “Nahi d...........

BHIGI BILLI KI TARAH 40 MARKS

Bimar Engineering Student Theek Nahi Ho Raha Tha,Ek Din Uski Maa Usko Boli.Maa:"...........

DIMAG KHARAB MT KR

Santa-Beta agr tm fail ho jao to mujhe papa mt kehna(Some days later)Papa-Bete r...........

PAPA AUR BETA EK HOTEL ME GAYE

Papa aur beta ek hotel me gayePapa:waiter 1 bear or 1 ice-cream laoBeta:ice-crea...........

DO NOT FORGET TO LOOK ROUND TW

Little Tommy is about to leave for school.Be very careful on the road,' says his...........

YE KHANDANI GUNDA GARDI .

Beta:- papa jese ap mujhe marteho wese dada ji bhi apko martethe kya??..Papa:- H...........