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5 Parents Jokes

YOU'D BETTER STOP GOING AROUND

When Ben hit his thumb with a hammer he let out a few choice words. Shocked by h...........

I THINK

Dad, do you believe in Buddha?" "Why, of course, but I think margarine is just a...........

BEST SON

Four catholic ladies were having coffee...The first catholic woman tells her fri...........

MERW AAGE ZUBAAN MATT CHALA.

Mom:" Kahan Gaye the Tum??Child: "…….Mom:" Bolo Kahan gaye the..??.Child:" ……….M...........

YAKIN NAHI HOTA TO JAKE DEK LO

Papa:" Sach sach batao ye 100 ka note kaha se laye ??....Bachha:" Mujhe bahar ga...........

FOUNDING MOTHERS

“My great-grandma gave me this money,” said my three-year-old, happily clutching...........

SHURU KISNE KIYA THA

Baap: Beta Is Bar Tuhje Exam Me 90% Lana HaiBeta: Nahi Dad,Mai To Is Bar 100% La...........

THE PERFECT SON

A: I have the perfect son.B: Does he smoke?A: No, he doesn't.B: Does he drink wh...........

GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS

Dad:result ka kya huaSon: Dad, ek good news hai aur aik bad newsDad:good news ba...........

A PARENT IS A CHILD'S BEST TEA

A father and son went fishing one day. After a couple hours in the boat, the boy...........

A MOTHER AT 65!

With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a baby. All...........

PARENTS FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL

An elementary school teacher sends this note to all parents on the first day of ...........

A USEFUL ONE ON HOMOPHONES

A useful one on homophones : Once upon a time, somewhere in Europe, a family ...........

MICE AND MOTHER

Three mice are being chased by a cat. The mice were cornered when one of the mic...........

MOTHER SKUNK TWO CHILDREN NAME

Once upon a time a mother skunk had two children named “In” and “Out”. They were...........

MOTHER AND GIRL

Mother: “Did you enjoy your first day at school?” Girl: “First day? Do you mean...........

SHORT HAIR AND BLUE JEANS

A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a bo...........

THE WATER PISTOL

My five year old son squealed with delight when he opened his birthday present f...........

PRAISE THE LORD

There's a little old Christian lady living next door to an atheist. Every mornin...........

SWING SET

The proud father brought home a backyard swing set for his children and immediat...........